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The quiet boy in class started growing out his hair. More news at 10

mme and the girls on our way to the club

ok this kicks ass actually please go check this out

Not beating the

allegations

Not beating the overuse of the "not beating the allegations" meme format allegations.

I'm fine with Windows users but do they have to do it in public? How am I supposed to explain it to my child? It's just not natural.

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

creds to flavius_ovis on twitter

Once upon a time…

Make sure to install the right version! 👩🏻‍💻

hot girls before they evolve

One day I'll be a hot woman...

HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

Hello tumblr i have made the fucking python program ever

it is a recursive descent parser written in a single expression. i didn’t use any tricks or tools or ai to write it, i just wrote the whole thing by hand because there’s something wrong with me.

fun facts:

- it is 2473 characters long

- part of it involves a dictionary whose keys and values are both lambda functions

- that part also involves a lambda function that takes a lambda function as a parameter and returns another lambda function

- the word lambda is used 31 separate times

- there is a lambda function with 10 different parameters (all of which are lambda functions)

- i really like lambda functions :)

(lambda factor, term, simpleExpression, expression, selector, designator, assignment, writeStatement, statement, statementSequence: print("Invalid" if (s:="".join(__import__("sys").stdin.readlines()).split())[-1] == ";" or statementSequence(s)!=[] else "Correct!"))((lambda _isident: (lambda ts: False if len(ts) == 0 else next(filter(lambda v: v is not None, map(lambda kv: kv[1]() if kv[0](ts[0]) else None ,{ (isfullint:=lambda _isint: lambda tMaybePlus: _isint(tMaybePlus[1:]) if tMaybePlus[0] in "+-" else _isint(tMaybePlus))((isint:=lambda t: len(t) >= 1 and all(map(lambda c: c in "0123456789", t)))): lambda: (ts[1:]), (lambda t: len(sp:=t.split("."))==2 and isfullint(sp[0]) and isint(sp[1])): lambda: ts[1:], (lambda t: len(t) >= 2 and t[0]=='"' and t[-1]=='"' and all(map(lambda c: c not in '" \t\n"', t[1:-1]))): lambda: ts[1:], _isident: lambda: (ts[1:]), (lambda t: t == "("): lambda: (False if len(ts) < 3 or (p:=expression(ts[1:])) == False or p[0] != ")" else p[1:]), (lambda t: t == "~"): lambda: (False if len(ts) < 2 or (p:=factor(ts[1:])) == False else p), }.items())), False)))(isident:=lambda t: len(t)>=1 and t[0] in (alphabet:="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ") and all(map(lambda c: c in alphabet or c in "0123456789", t[1:])) and t != "WRITE"), (lambda ts: False if (p:=factor(ts)) == False else term(p[1:]) if len(p) >= 2 and p[0] in ["*", "/", "AND"] else p), (lambda ts: False if (p:=term(ts)) == False else simpleExpression(p[1:]) if len(p) >= 2 and p[0] in ["+", "-", "OR", "&"] else p), (lambda ts: False if (p:=simpleExpression(ts)) == False else simpleExpression(p[1:]) if len(p) >= 2 and p[0] in["<", ">", "=", "#"] else p), (lambda ts: selector(ts[2:]) if len(ts) > 2 and ts[0] == "." and isident(ts[1]) else selector(p[1:]) if len(ts) >= 3 and ts[0] == "[" and (p:=expression(ts[1:])) and p[0] == "]" else ts), (lambda ts: False if len(ts) < 1 or not isident(ts[0]) else selector(ts[1:])), (lambda ts: False if len(ts) < 3 or (p:=designator(ts)) == False or len(p) < 2 or p[0] != ":=" or (p2:=expression(p[1:])) == False else p2), (lambda ts: False if len(ts) < 4 or ts[0] != "WRITE" or ts[1] != "(" or (p:=expression(ts[2:])) == False or p[0] != ")" else p[1:]), (lambda ts: False if len(ts) < 3 else writeStatement(ts) if ts[0] == "WRITE" else assignment(ts)), (lambda ts: [] if len(ts) == 0 or ts == [";"] else False if (p:=statement(ts)) == False or (len(p) > 0 and p[0] != ";") else statementSequence(p[1:])))