Lmao my roommate just sent me this from the hotel he's staying at

Why is Chilchuk there? Why is he just standing by the pallets?

I spent 19 years in a religion and felt nothing.

I spend 1 night with another trans girl and I feel like I've transcended some kind of spiritual plane.

Which is hilarious cuz I don't believe in anything like that.

Anyway, trans women are goddesses and fucking them is a divine experience.

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

its a character from paper mario: the thousand year door called doopliss! his whole deal when hes introduced is that he steals ur identity and you have to tell him his name in order to get him to stop, but when you go to spell his name the character table is missing the lowercase 'p' because he stole it!! and you have to get it back so you can spell his name correctly, anyways thats why i posted him when i saw the ask lmao

Your letter is

p

i may have been a little late to what i was supposed to do but i cant pass up this opportunity

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

bitches be like dont fall into stereotypes

no

i will ask to be under her desk so i can bother her while she studies

i will go into the cage

no one can stop me

had a realization last night

lesser dog from undertale is literally laios’ fursona huh

Purity Politics

Your letter is

p

i may have been a little late to what i was supposed to do but i cant pass up this opportunity

Would you pet a shrimp on the head if she fried rice good?

i would give a shrimp all my worldly possessions if she fried rice good

This is my favourite interview strategy

Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

Power to the people ✊ Yesterday, Dutch police bulldozed the Gaza encampment at the University of Amsterdam. Today, students and staff confronted police and forced them to retreat. Videos: X: Qudsnen and Mariyankhan

you know those comic's where sans makes a pun and it cuts to a hyper realistic papyrus? yeah, they're my favorite type of skelebro content. keep them coming