toxofagmosiss
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i am going to become the worst poster in the history of this site
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massachusetts law about ghosts in your house. btw.
What's important is they have to tell you if you ask.
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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman
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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
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"ffxiv is better" "wow is better" you know whats better than both? fuckin steak baby the ribeye mashed potatoes beans yeah baby fuck fucking steak yeah monday brunch baby fuck this is what to make of your monday fuck any day what makes it your day make it a happy one fuck man fuckin steak baby yeah fuckin monday yeah fuckin monday baby fuckin monday steak baby fucking monday fuck. alright make monday a good day baby yeah
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have you ever seen me post on this website once every two or three months and thought "gee, that person sure is funny and beautiful and devoid of flaws, but unfortunately there's no way for me to fund their artistic endeavors :(" well, despair no more: you can now officially give me money, which will coincidentally be used to make a movie! it's a comedy! it's a gay comedy! it's a gay comedy where at least one character gets a broken bottle pressed to his neck! what more could you want? surely nothing, surely this is sufficient? i can't give you anything else! please stop asking! i'm going away now! goodbye! i love you!
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25-year-old dudes in 2020s: [doing shit like making tiktok-videos of themselves climbing on the roof to party, chugging beers and blasting music with their bros, while making jokes about anime tiddies]
someone in the comments: This younger generation is so childish and immature, Back In My Day people were already settled down and married with kids at that age! >:C
25-year-old dudes in the 70s: [doing shit like climbing on the roof to chug beers and shoot random passing pigeons as target practice, while his wife is standing on the yard telling him to get the fuck down from there and their three kids are running around trying to decide whether this is hilarious or deeply emotionally traumatising]
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