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Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
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it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
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I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
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Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!
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"Girls who say they like superheroes are lying so boys will-"
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"SLAY BITCH SLAY" - me at my child’s middle school graduation
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