Can you do a flip?

*torbek thinks for a second, before nodding.* waaatttcchh thiiiiisssss!

*he… gets on the ground and does a really bad somersault. at least he tried.*

Here Torbek, I brought you this! *packages of gummy candy are given to Torbek. There are extra large gummy bears, gummy ropes, gummy worms and a block of solid gummy about as big as Torbeks hands* hope you find a variety you’ll like!

*torbek grabs the packages in his mouth and rapidly shakes his head back and forth like a rabid dog, tearing trough the packaging to get to the gummies inside.* RRGRHDHDODLSLSBRBRBDHDHBDDGRRRRRRR

tooorrrbekkk can’t eat all this allooonnneee so toorrbekkk called the caaaakkee chaadddd :))

TORBEK YOU NEED CAKE!!! You precious man(?)!!! Here!🎂 *a seven layer cake the size of a large pumpkin appears in front of Torbek* it’s half chocolate and half vanilla with vanilla icing! You can share with your friends if you’d like! … yeah maybe that’s smart if you don’t know how to eat cake…

*torbek stares up at the humongulogungus cake in front of him, awe struck.* t-toorrrbekkk might need giiiddeeooonnnsss help for thiiissss..

Once you get past the stench of goblin piss and whatever else you smell so much like cigars, smoke and coal, why is that, I didn't think you smoked

*torbek stands in an awkward A-pose, unsure what to say. he glances over at gideon ( @gideon-nathaniel-coal ) and looks away.* uuuummmmmm. tooorrrrbeekkkk doesn’t knooooowwwwww. toorrrrbek needs to. go check the heerrrrisssss wheeeelllll-

*he scurries away.*

Torbek what do you mean that you're not vanilla? Torbek-

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

TORBEK WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???

torbek pleads the fiffthhh- TORBEK PLEADS THE FIIIFFFTTHHHHHHHH!!

TORBEK YOU NEED CAKE!!! You precious man(?)!!! Here!🎂 *a seven layer cake the size of a large pumpkin appears in front of Torbek* it’s half chocolate and half vanilla with vanilla icing! You can share with your friends if you’d like! … yeah maybe that’s smart if you don’t know how to eat cake…

*torbek stares up at the humongulogungus cake in front of him, awe struck.* t-toorrrbekkk might need giiiddeeooonnnsss help for thiiissss..

Torbek I did a side-by-side and I can confirm, liquorice is WAY word tasting than rubber hose. Depending on how canine-like you are, I could recommend dark chocolate as a treat. There is also gummy candy! It’s not real rubber but it has that feel!

*torbek looks to gricko (@gricko-grimgrin )* griiicckkooooo, can toorrbekkkk try a guuummmyyyy caaanndddyyyyyyy?? pleaaaassseeee? tooorrbekkk wants to feel like he’s chewing on roooopppeee :)

torbek torbek torbek- VERY important question.

chocolate or vanilla?

(@gricko-grimgrin)

uuuhhhhh, choooocccollaaattteeeeee?

tooorrbekkk is NOOOTTTTT vanillaaaaaa

Torbek what’s your favorite type of cake?

You… have had cake right? Right?

. . . whaaatttsss caaakkkeee..??

In the middle of failing my french exam my brain just went “TOOKRBEK IS NOT SURE HE KAN DOOOO THIS. TORBEK DOESENT UNDERSTAND AAAAANYTHING!!!” And then to calm myself down I imagined the other guys explaining that Torbeks worth isn’t derivative of if he knows French or not. I almost started wheezing in laughter in the middle of my breakdown from the image of Gricko teaching Torbek self-love and Kremy trying to teach him French. Thanks for saving my mental health Torbek <3

toorrbekkk is haaappyy to heeelllppp!!

*he smiles.* uuummmm, also what is freeennncchhhh? is it that tooooooll used to tiiiggghttennnn thiiiinnnggggss??

uuummmm. maaaaayybbeeee? what doooeeessss ptsd stand fooorrrr???

The way I would love and support this man is unreal.

*torbek shuffles a little, looking at the ground.* aaaahhhhh, toorrbekkk doesn’t know what to saaayyyyyy, mooosssttt people think torbek is smeelllyyyy and groossssss, torrbekk has been described as having ptssdddd… (poopy torbek smell disorder)

The way I would love and support this man is unreal.

*torbek shuffles a little, looking at the ground.* aaaahhhhh, toorrbekkk doesn’t know what to saaayyyyyy, mooosssttt people think torbek is smeelllyyyy and groossssss, torrbekk has been described as having ptssdddd… (poopy torbek smell disorder)

*hands you a cardboard tube*

*torbek takes it, confused. he does not see the appeal, until he thinks it against something and it makes a hollow noise.* ….tooorrrbeekkk is buuussyyyyy nooowwww..

*he sits in a corner and just Plays with Tube.*

For you boo

(I love how you run this blog)

*torbek carefully takes the ticket, careful not to rip it.* thaaannnkkk you tumblr user yeeetussssdefeeeetussss :))

*I give Torbek catnip, and a lot of it (I have no idea if this does anything but it'd be funny lol)*

*torbek sniffs it a little at first, before rapidly consuming it in numerous ways and then running around on all fours in circles.* RRGRHRHRHRBBFBRNPPRRRHRHRHFFDH

I trust you with my life Torbek and i would commit crimes for your convenience

ooohhhh, toorrbekkk isn’t sure that’s a gooodd ideaaaa, miisster kremmmyyyy once trusted toorrbbekkk with a jar of aaaiiirrr, and toorrbekkk looosssttt iitttt within fiiive miiiinutessss..

I want to cook Torbek a big, hearty, home cooked meal, with dessert, give him a warm bath, take him to bed and cuddle into the cuddliest and cutest bugbear. I will protect Torbek at all costs, no one touches the precious babey!

*torbek has to take a minute to process all of those words. his brain is too tiny to understand long sentences.* …ooohhhhh, yaaaayyyyy! tookrrbekkk has never haaaad a home cooked meallll ooorrrr dessert befoorrreee! :)