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toortilla · 5 years
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No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:
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Kermit
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toortilla · 6 years
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I love when Matt sits back down after a battle and the camera doesn’t re-centre on him right away.
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toortilla · 6 years
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toortilla · 6 years
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hierarchy of dnd podcast crossovers
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toortilla · 6 years
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fav. mcelroy overviews
american truck simulator: justin backseat drives. griffin has far, far too much power. high mortality rate.
catlateral damage: genuinely a hostage situation.
home improvisation: griffin tries his hand at furniture building, ends up with a future career in modern art. 
probably archery: definitely archery. a war between brothers. 
 i expect you to die: griffin sets a lot of things on fire. justin is very tired.
spooky’s house of jump scares: griffin is very, very brave.
five nights at freddy’s 3: mostly just griffin screaming. solo run.
 five nights at freddy’s 2: griffin refuses to read the rules, justin tries not to sound scared. disaster. 
1001 spikes/titan souls: justin is a monster [literally]. 
plants vs. zombies: griffin spends most of his time pretending not to like the game as much as he does. justin simply doesn’t understand. 
neverending nightmares: actually a really poignant review of a very beautiful and very strange game. [tw: mental illness]
girls club: justin tries to cheat his way into a perfect date. griffin is deeply offended by the whole concept. 
car mechanic simulator: griffin tries to crush himself underneath a car. justin pretends to know a lot more about cars than he actually does. 
goatz: griffin becomes a goat, immediately loses all semblance of a moral code.
octodad: griffin flops around with mixed results. a dangerous bet is placed.
tabletop simulator: griffin creates a board game with indiscernible rules. also, steve buscemi is there.
playlist here
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toortilla · 6 years
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90% of the B.O.B. finding out taako has a twin sister
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toortilla · 6 years
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Same Taliesin same
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toortilla · 6 years
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me anytime i see a post referring to the irl cast of cr: wow that really is his real name
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toortilla · 6 years
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listening to the taz dust opening
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when the off key piano hits
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toortilla · 6 years
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i’ve been thinking abt this tweet non-stop tbh
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toortilla · 6 years
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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again the secret heat of the mcelroy’s success is the escapist fantasy of a loving healthy family who likes talking to each other
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toortilla · 6 years
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(griffin mcelroy voice) ITS HIM 
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toortilla · 6 years
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It takes Taako approximately two days to start designing his outfits around the umbrastaff, because honestly, it’s not just an arcane focus, it’s an accessory and he’s got an image to maintain. It’s not quite his usual aesthetic, but he makes it work.
This absolutely kills Lucretia, because of course in the process he unwittingly keeps recreating choice Lup Looks.
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toortilla · 6 years
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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross
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toortilla · 6 years
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thats a drawin
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toortilla · 6 years
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here’s a version without peter’s mustache if you prefer lol [with mustache]
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toortilla · 6 years
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im in literal fucking tears
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