My Chemical Romance is magic ✨

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aw shucks.

(for @conjuring-ghouls ♡)

Sister Imperator, probably: Fuck you, my child is completely fine!

The child in question:

what a song amirite

you bottle Miette??

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you’re willing, it’d be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that’s not cool, I’m perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I’m insane: ……okaaayyy?….

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they’d really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

the silhouette of his nose is launching me into orbit god i miss it

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

Much to consider

Finally bought some good china

Ghost fans will say "omg spillways is my favorite song" but also be slutty, like babe youre worried about the wrong burning and yearning

“The Black Parade” by James Jean

This detail in this is incredible. Take a closer look and swoon!

✨pspspsps masked men pspsps✨

Dewsolution

Bridgeport 8/20/23

papa’s little man 💪

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