Lee Russell x fem!Reader headcanons
He leaves you for a man.
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jonnnonwi
Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.
What’s your url?
Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),
What’s your new fucked up version of your url?
crustycreature
crucrur
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Paul & Linda’s wedding day
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Bob Dylan and John Lennon in a cab, 1966
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Every early American politician's Wikipedia page is like "His mother died giving birth to him and his twin brother. He grew up poor on a 20 acre farm manned by 600 enslaved farmers. He went to a law school founded by his uncle and became a lawyer at 12 years old. At 37 he married his 17 year cousin old Henrietta Lott. They had 6 children together. While off on a political trip to France he had an affair and fathered 2 children with his mistress also named Henrietta Lott. In a move that ruined his reputation, and angered both women, he sent his French children to be raised in America. He died of a penis infection the day after signing the declaration of independence."
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EVERYONEEEEE
IM HERE TO MAKE MY ANNUAL CHARLES THOMSON BIRTHDAY POST!!!!!!
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A Gift: 🍓
I forget, do you like strawberries?
I prefer blueberries.
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"Spay away the gay." -Newell Swafford
the only thing i agree with pastor newell on is that the fact that cats are gay
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