*pokes app with a stick* this thing still alive

thinking of returning. how badly have they fucked this place up since i left?

this was a good test to see if i wanna bother coming back to this blog. i dont. if you wanna find me elsewhere i occasionally come on for my pokemon/zelda sideblog @mudaxolotl

breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier

this picture is so fucking funny it looks like a coup

i love watching people’s porch lights go off. and i love it when random little rooms that are the last light on finally turn off. you’re tired and it’s time to go to bed ! i get it and i love you

hey. why is that the recommended emoji.

oh jesus christ

it feels like we retired the post about prince philip making it clap on instagram after he actually died. as if it were a magical sword forged solely to kill him and now, having accomplished its destined task, there was nothing left but to wax it and put it away in its box, left forgotten in some mouldering attic. but surely power yet dwells within the blade. surely his corpse may yet be mocked, that it may never truly rest in peace. surely we can preserve his legacy, that he may be remembered by all of history as a nasty little thottie who was punished for his icarian arrogance, struck dead by the gods for having the foolhardy gall to make it clap on instagram.

the joker gave birth to a healthy litter of jokelets last night.

sugar magnolia

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

i need this so bad

Paradise flying snake [ Chrysopelea paradisi ] with Sampaguita and male Danaid eggflies ✿

May is Asian-American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month ♡ I want to take this month to celebrate my Filipino heritage, as well as share some of the beautiful snakes and flowers found in the Philippines.

Paradise flying snakes can be found throughout Southeast Asia, from Bangladesh all the way to the islands of the Philippines. They are able to use their ribs to flatten their bodies a surprising amount, to then glide from tree to tree in the moist forests they call home. These snakes are mildly venomous, and feed on lizards and bats in the wild.

Sampaguita (Arabian Jasmine) is the national flower of the Philippines; it is beloved for its scent, and symbolizes purity, fidelity, and hope.

I'm looking forward to sharing with all of you more of the amazing snakes that call the Philippines home ♡ Keep your eyes peeled for the release of something special from @thewashistation and several AAPI artists, including myself ~ 🤫❤️‍🔥