being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

This photo makes me very happy

I am very normal about this photo

remus: men have prostates in their ass for a reason.

sirius: you used to be shy, now you’re a whore.

remus: character development.

Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*

thinking about “two graves, one gun” and “you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same”

The hot new club is The Tortured Poets Department. It has everything: alcoholism, suicidal ideation, infidelity, mental breakdowns, drug addicted losers, pathetic little men, insane bop, defiance of fans, god complexes, near debilitating self-hatred, radical exceptance

Remus: May I?

Sirius (nodding)

Remus (leaning in closer to look at Sirius’ eyes): Your eyes have the most beautiful shade of grey I’ve ever seen

Sirius (laughing): It’s the centuries of inbreeding

Remus: Do you always make jokes when you’re nervous?

Sirius: Who said I was nervous?

Remus: Your face turning pink and the grin you’re fighting to hide gave it away.

Sirius: Yeah? Well I think you have the warmest shade of hazel brown in your eyes, almost like gold

Remus (laughing): Your eyes are like chips of silver starlight. My eyes are just plain brown.

Sirius (whispering with a smile): I don’t think there’s anything plain about you Remus Lupin

James (groaning): Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw, this shit is too much for me. Can’t you two go be gay somewhere else?

something that's actually SO sad to me is the fact that Joe is not all over this album in a super in-your-face, extremely obvious kind of way. PLEASE don't get me wrong, I think how she wrote the album makes PERFECT sense based on the circumstances in her life (the rebound, the manic phase, etc.) and this is not a critique of that! I actually love the dissolution of a "specific muse" writing concept for a lot of the songs on this album and I love how that writing choice really forces the listener to see Taylor as the main character in her own life and story rather than as a vector for drama. BUT, that being said!!! Joe was her entire world for such a long time and she wrote SOOOO much music extrapolating on the beginning of their romance and when times were good in their relationship. She very clearly articulated that she expected them to be a forever thing. and then to go from that to just....nothing super specific? absolutely wild. I mean I know we have So Long, London and How Did It End? but to only have TWO TRACKS out of THIRTY-ONE specifically about the demise of a six and a half year relationship with the person you thought was going to be your forever partner... that's so sad!!! that's so crazy!!!! that's so heartbreaking!!!!! how bad must it have been for her to go from writing songs like Lover and Cornelia Street and CIWYW and willow to literally not even knowing what to say!?!? how did it end indeed!!!!!!!

female friendship breakups are literally crueller than divorce sorry

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

TAYLOR SWIFT Fortnight Music Video Teaser (2024)

" Like I lost my twin Fuck it if I can't have him Down bad (Waving at the ship) Fuck it if I can't have him"

Is Reg going to the cave

She is not beating the miss king bean allegations

so long london is exactly what i wanted it to be i’m going to chew on my own fist

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

Taken by Remus Lupin: James and Regulus running into each other unexpectedly

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!