tolcnsky
I'm My Own Worst Enemy
I have accepted my fate and made an X-Men Evolution roleplay blog, just like 12 year old me always knew I would. Indie semi-selective rp blog for Todd (Toad) Tolansky from X Men: Evolution //
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“If Jesus was here, he’d hammer-throw me into the sun.”
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“Nothing gets me laid, not even my bow-legged knees.”
— Toad (via tolcnsky)
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Tv ad: “come on home to Cracker Barrel”
Toad: *high as fuck and weeping in terror*
oh my god, I didn’t even know I lived at Cracker Barrel....
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Todd: I can’t swim.
Logan: How old are you?
Todd: 14.
Logan: *picks him up and hurls him in the lake*
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I am dying to know:
1. why this is happening
2. what he’s drawing
3. why
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Anon or not, confess a secret to my muse and see how they react to the news.
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X-men Evolution comics:
Charles: *sees a jacked man fighting a bear on tv* I’ve got to help him!
Also Charles: *is told first hand about a possibly suicidal child* That sounds like a whole lot of not my business.
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"...And hanging from the car door handle....was a bloody hook!"
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▸ UNHHHH ( YOUTUBE SERIES ) SENTENCES pt. 4
assorted quotes & prompts from katya and trixie’s iconic youtube series ( which may also include lines from their i like to watch series ). mature content and language may be used, feel free to adjust as necessary.
❝ i love myself, but i don’t like the way that i am. ❞
❝ have you ever woken up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, thinking everyone is going to discover that you’re a fraud ? i do this twice a week. ❞
❝ straight people are sick. ❞
❝ i act out scenes at my table, and i made myself cry three times yesterday. ❞
❝ no aspirations, no goals, no ambition … no bras, no panties. ❞
❝ i lie about saying that i’m fine when i’m literally dying. ❞
❝ you know what i still love doing ? french kissing my hand. ❞
❝ that little bit of human touch you just provided for me right now ? it’s got me incredibly lonely. ❞
❝ you liked to be dressed as the red flag you are. ❞
❝ i am so distracted by how good i look right now. ❞
❝ if you were straight, it would be awful. ❞
❝ doesn’t this feel like a boob ? ❞
❝ i know what to do with my life, i just don’t do it. ❞
❝ smoking is disgusting, don’t do it … and it’s my favorite thing to do. ❞
❝ if you marry your stepdad, do you become your own mom ? ❞
❝ what a sad life you live, old man in wig. ❞
❝ have you ever turned your wake into a kissing booth ? ❞
❝ i think we should quit while we’re ahead. ❞
❝ why can’t you let people live, you piece of shit ? ❞
❝ are you a resolutions kind of girl ? ❞
❝ i’m just trying to psychically, spiritually, and fashionably branch out. ❞
❝ please don’t eat in my car, sir. ❞
❝ you don’t know what i got, and i cut it half so there’s two of ‘em. ❞
❝ you make your bed everyday ? that’s funny, because i saw your bed the other day when i was in your apartment, and it was not made. ❞
❝ i invite you into my home, and you come to scope out my chores ? ❞
❝ yes, vegan means you can swear things in the shower. ❞
❝ before we start on this topic, i just want to acknowledge that i look great. and i just want to point this out, because you never do. ❞
❝ when i’m embarrassed, i want to stand in front of a pipe that’s going to melt my skin off. ❞
❝ nowadays i could piss my pants onstage and not get embarrassed. ❞
❝ i know what you did last summer, but i just don’t give a shit. ❞
❝ underwear: no one sees them, so why wear ‘em ? ❞
❝ well, i wasn’t doing carbon dating on the dick. ❞
❝ i’m just trying to be a warmer person this year. ❞
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