saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

(rolls over to face you) was it as funny for you as it was for me

Transcendentalism is a hard word to grasp, so it's important to look at the etymology of it so you can parse its meaning. Trans - to be beyond or across Cen - one hundred Dental - Teeth Ism - the belief of So taken all together, transcendentalism means "the belief that one should have beyond one hundred teeth"

Hope this helps!

interlibrary loan is a beautiful name for a baby girl

numpy save me

numpy

save me numpy

Horse girl movie about Arrakis sandworms

cows have best friends john

i love how out of the three locked tomb books the most reliable narrator is nona because she can read what everyone actually means from their body language and states her thoughts plainly. the only thing is she has no fucking clue what’s going on

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from