I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor
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been watching my friend play yakuza 1 lately and i can't get it out of my head that Kiryu looks like mr fresh
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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside
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my spy oc Victor and his annoying pet knife
❗"Dagger mimic" is designed by @pocketss
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Mizu
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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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Princess getting ready
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i dont know how to explain it but joining extremely small fandoms with only a few people in them feels like this
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an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind
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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
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your email finds me ripped apart by wolves
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