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toastedjeans · 22 hours

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Gonna go offline for a while before my brain manages to convince me again that everyone on here hates me and wants me dead

#toast talk #i just don't wanna say or do something I'll regret later #not that anyone cares but eh

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toastedjeans · 1 day

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Hey folks! I'm planning on making a Pizza Tower AU based on Steven Universe on the occasion of my 300 followers on Twitter!

I already have some ideas on most characters, but if you have some suggestions (if there's any Steven Universe fan here that is) you can tell me alright!

#AYOOO #i NEED to draw this.. someday..#mmmm i wanna try and figure out what type of gem ziti would be.........#okay okay a few thoughts ..#i could see gustavo as a ruby cause he's small and strong #and pep maybe as an amethyst #pearl would probably fit ziti i think.. going mainly by body type for now #vigi is hard to figure out.. but maybe another common gem #I'll have to dive into su again to make a better guess but this is all i could think of for now #also for pepperman I'd say topaz actually! the broad build is perfect for him!#OR bismuth. cause colorful :)

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toastedjeans · 2 days

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I think it wouldn't hurt to try to draw him

(^o^)

#this freak /affectionate #love him

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toastedjeans · 2 days

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Yo @zedortoo here's the Siren Tower Burton sketch i promised! It's a little older and a bit messy (idk how to draw him) BUT!! The man himself :)

#i just. really like his tusks tbh #sorry it isn't much but that's literally all i had and i still have art block :(#pizza tower au #siren tower au #toast doodles #had to add stick being a gay mess

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toastedjeans · 2 days

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I know you said siren Burton would be a whale shark but hear me out…. He’s so seal….

I was actually thinking of making him a seal when i saw your tags lol. Or maybe a walrus. I just. Don't have a finished drawing of him yet..

#when I'm home from work i can share the sketch i have of him!#but uh. you're gonna have to wait a bit. work just started for me and I don't have access to my tablet lol #toasty response #siren tower au

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toastedjeans · 2 days

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Little snippet of that Siren Tower fic I'm working on out of context. Probably won't use this but i thought it was funny enough to share

#I'm writing this in my notes app. don't judge lol #toast talk #pizza tower #pizza tower au #siren tower au #slightly suggestive?#this is as suggestive as I'll get tbh #everything else is gonna be way too uncomfortable for me

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toastedjeans · 4 days

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Part 2: how they threaten / intimidate others

Peppino - shakes his fist, cracks knuckles and neck, or holds an object and like. Keeps slapping it in his other hand as if about to beat you up with it. Idk how to describe it but uh. That.

Brick - huffs, arches back, fur stands up like a cat's, ears go flat. Tail sometimes flicks from side to side or thumps on the floor repeatedly.

Hazel - this happens very rarely cause she's just so cheerful and sweet. But if it does come to it, she will either have her arms crossed, or her hands on her hips, and a death glare. Or sometimes she does the same slapping objects into her other hand thing that Peppino does.

Mr. Stick - he wants to be threatening so bad but just. Isn't. Only talks shit. Points at someone and goes "If you don't do what I say I'll take all your money." It doesn't work, not even on Peppino cause he knows he's a coward.

Maurice - again, his sack of nickels. Will also shake his fists, or just yell at people and talk shit.

Gustavo - will just stare at someone with his head lowered so his eyes appear shadowed. Clenches fists and pulls his shoulders up. Alternatively just stares blankly and whispers "I'm going to kill you" (in siren language ofc)

Pepperman - pulls up his non existent sleeves to show his muscles (fish biceps lol)

Vigilante - gun. Again. Points finger either at someone, or upwards with the back of his hand towards the other person. Idk how to describe it but imagine he's flipping someone off but with his index finger.

Noise - eyes turn red, hisses and growls, holds his claws out as if about to scratch. Probably attacks as a warning

Fake Peppino - emits a low rumble that sounds a bit like a pot full of boiling water, eyes will focus on whoever he threatens, croaks like a frog, his cheeks blowing up like a balloon

Pizzaface - villain laugh. Again, intimidates more with just the sheer amount of henchmen by his side.

Pizzahead - just stays there with his hands behind his back and grins, may tilt his head to the side. Sometimes his tail flicks from side to side

Peddito - stares. He honestly doesn't need to do anything else

Doise - pulls out a rock and prepares to throw it, bares his teeth

Bonus Ziti - doesn't even try. Even if they did, they wouldn't be threatening at all. Just shakes like a twig.

Siren Tower characters and their fighting styles bc I'm bored and idk what to do with my life

Peppino - good old fashioned punches, slaps, and headbutts. Sometimes uses kitchenware like rolling pins or spoons. Pretty strong guy

Brick - bites, scratches, jumps on top of someone to squash them, tackles. I'd say he's strong but i mean. It's a giant rat that's kind of a given

Hazel - slaps, uses various objects, sometimes scratches. Normally doesn't wanna fight but if it comes to it, she's surprisingly strong.

Mr. Stick - throws things from a distance. Runs away rather than fighting cause he's a coward. Weak ass. Probably the weakest of all the (main) characters.

Maurice - uses his sack of nickels, punches if that isn't available. Is not as strong as he looks or wants others to think. I like to believe Hazel is a little stronger than him.

Gustavo - punches, grips and strangles, doesn't fight often since he's a jolly fella and it takes a bit until he's properly angry. A little stronger than Peppino.

Pepperman - tackles and shoves. If angry enough, throws his statues after someone, and regrets it later. Pretty strong, but a little weaker than Peppino.

Vigilante - gun. But seriously, also punches, tackles, and throws things. Now imagine getting beat up by a sea slug lol. Stronger than he looks, but probably still not that strong.

Noise - bites and scratches if angry, throws things if he just wants to annoy others and have fun. Not that strong, relies more on the sharpness of his claws and teeth.

Fake Peppino - bites, tackles, wraps his arms around someone to strangle them, sometimes slaps with his tail. Again, like Gustavo, usually doesn't fight as it takes a bit to make him angry. Very strong, probably the strongest out of everyone, but only unleashes his full strength if extremely enraged.

Pizzaface - tackles, could sting or whip someone with his tail spike but doesn't do that often. Mostly orders others to fight beside him. Moderately strong, but focuses more on overwhelming with the sheer amount of guys fighting for him

Pizzahead - mocks and laughs mostly, throws things, electric shocks, slap fights (you know what i mean right?), sometimes shoves, or slaps with his tail. Mostly lets others do the fighting. Not very strong but pretty agile and resilient.

Peddito - grips and strangles. As strong as Peppino, maybe even a tiny bit stronger.

Doise - throws rocks, kicks, shoves. Bites only when very agitated. Not very strong, probably as strong, or slightly weaker than Noise.

Bonus Ziti - doesn't fight. Hides or swims away. At most they slap, punch, or shove in defense or retaliation. Weak ass, yet still a little stronger than Mr. Stick because i think it's funny.

#more shit #honestly this isn't important at all to the au #but i like documenting the insignificant stuff too #on a side note I'm debating on making ziti older again. but not too much #should i make them 18 or should they stay 16?#idk but this doesn't have anything to do with anything so I'm gonna shut up now