Incredibly funny passages in the convent chapters but ”Old Fauchelevent winked with an indescribable air” might be one of the funniest to me. How the fuck did he look.
I fundamentally disagree with Thomas Jefferson and Mark Twain. "Never use two words when one will do," "don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do," I'm going to turn a single sentence into an essay and it's going to cost five hundred dollars per word because those are the right words to get across what I mean without ambiguity and misunderstanding, thankyouverymuch