lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
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series of shots: john in his hidey hole on the mithraeum, plugging wired headphones into a 1st gen ipod, selecting a song and starting to groove - cut to gideon waking up in harrow's body and barely having time to process it before some soulsborne shit is trying to kill her - back to john, really getting into the song - back out to gideon, covered in blood and herald goo desperately trying to lift her sword with harrow's noodle arms - cut to the og lyctors, fighting for their respective lives and sanity - cut to ianthe, just scream-crying - back to john and he's doing some tiktok dance now - wide shot of heralds swarming the mithraeum. and the song? the nightcore remix of every time we touch by cascada
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i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again
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One thing I really like about Fantasy High -- and honestly Dimension 20/Brennan characters in general -- is that even the good parents are not perfect. Sandralynn is easily frustrated, especially when Fig reminds her of herself. Jawbone doesn't always know how to back off and meet people where they're at. The Thistlesprings have terrible boundaries and are deeply uncomfortable with negative emotions. In Burrow's End, Tula is constantly grappling with the urge to limit her children's options due to her own fear.
The experience of having Good Parents isn't that you get your needs met perfectly 100% of the time -- it's the experience of having one or more deeply flawed adults doing their level best to do right by you in spite of whatever shit they have going on in their own lives and psyches. And that's beautiful in its own right.
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wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.
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Brian Murphy sucks ass and honors cock
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god imagine seeing this happen like every single day
bonus:
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Biblically accurate Falin
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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I have a magical solution to all kink discourse it's called "not giving a fuck what consenting adults do to each other no matter how much it personally grosses you out"
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
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Expertise can't help you here.
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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".
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a character being tragic does not preclude them from being a clown, a loser, evil, a bitchass punk, and/or someone who needs to get their shit rocked
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