if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u
The punch line is way funnier if you lead with the first anecdote.
So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.
I don't think wanting to kiss someone you find attractive says anything about your sexuality. Just cause your body's pointed in a certain direction doesn't mean your neck can't still swivel. ❤️
Just when i start to think maybe I’m straight, maybe I don’t like men at all, I meet a cute cosplayer over the weekend who I’d totes kiss and I talk to a really cute dude when I go to ship a package for a pen pall. They both had the same body type, tall and scrawny, maybe that’s just my type? Can I just be Bi but really picky with my preference in men? Cause women still make me weak so there’s no way I’m 100% gay XD
Just imagine how much self-hatred it takes to want to drag an Olympian and college graduate, let alone to actually waste one's time writing such a self-righteous, passive-aggressive, pseudo-intellectual post.