i thought you died or something.
sncikers @ uthe world aint that lucky ;3 naah i got more time in ym bloggin life lmao!its p gr8 2 c u cutie how r u doing?
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i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
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This is a prom dress made from Yucca leaves and flowers.
Designed and made by Nicole Dextras a visual artist based on Granville Island, Vancouver.
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nervous system??? id like to say im more of a CONFIDENT SYSTEM *strips off clothes* *does a lap of track*
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eyyy so wazzup peeps?? :3
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely worded love letters.
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aggressively sings p!nk. p¡nk omg y didnt she dot hat?? p¡nk looks p cool
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86% of people start imagining creating scenarios in their heads about things they’d like to happen before falling asleep.
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wai just a ddily darn minutes
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Anonymous asked you: what is your 2nd favorite thing on the internet
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