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I didn’t realise that I was an old Hetalia fan until I met some new Hetalia fans. They have their brain in their foot and no moral code. Sin. Sin. Sin. Starting to like Hetalia is like being a tween, you’re brain got lost. Please get these people a refund for the pain, guys let’s start a charity.
#hetalia#hetalia is a sin#please send me to hell#aph sin#aph see you in hell#aph get your pasta out of my face#refund#these people need help
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When you're trying to hit your word count goal
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when you want to write something really deep but it ends up sounding like
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Five Facts About Reading
Fact 1: Reading can expand your vocabulary.
Fact 2: Neighbors will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Reading keeps your imagination active.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets. Reading could save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn't read. Look what happened to them.
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2p's as april fools pranks
2p america: air horn. (96% evil)
2p canada: kraft dinner as orange juice. (88% evil)
2p england: mayonnaise as toothpaste. (10% evil)
2p france: personal lubricant instead of hand sanitizer. (50% evil)
2p russia: cups of water. (40% evil)
2p china: soy sauce instead of coke. (99% evil)
2p italy: key board garden. (60% evil)
2p germany: play-doh as gum. (80% evil)
2p japan: switch out the chocolate chip bread for the cinnamon raisin flavor. (101% evil do not do this unless you’re tired of having friends)
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me trying to figure out how dan howell lost a game that involves being loud:
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Okay guys don’t worry I got this he’s okay now
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Looking up your OTP and finding only your NOTP
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Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™
“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”
“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”
“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”
“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”
“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”
“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”
“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”
“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”
“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”
“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”
“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”
“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”
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OTP: *Makes eye contact*
Me: I can die happy now
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When a book is good, the rest of the world dims to background noise.
When a book is great, the rest of the world disappears.
When a book is inspiring, the rest of the world reappears, but in full colour.
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Three most important parts of a relationship:
1) Respect
2) Honesty
3) Pizza 🍕
(via lomasdope)
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