My favourite thing about being an adult is you want silly straws? You can buy silly straws. You want to drink redbull at half 8 at night with silly straws? WHO is going to stop you?
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Maining Lili and playing another Lili online and getting fucked up really humbles a gal
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“FINISH IN HER”, or whatever Mortal Kombat says
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Knees = Weak
No kink can ever beat the sensation of kissing, licking and biting on the neck.
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I be driving and vibing with me tunes and suddenly I'm home and I don't remember one roundabout or junction I encountered
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5 year olds wanna be like "o i tied my shews on my own!!!!" ok. I didnt kill myself or commit a class B felony today. Talk to me when youve learned a lil smth about life, faggot.
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