No one minds their business more than the taxi drivers in Malevolent

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got both vertigo and tinnitus at the club Double whammy. I stood completely still in the center of the room

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

0 cis women have been harmed by gender neutral language around pregnancy

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It's funny how the whole mystery of who Kayne is in episode 20 is totally spoiled in the transcript because the stage directions casually call him Kayne twce

And then randomly Harlan remembers that we don't know his name yet

does anyone want to know a song from my playlist

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

moving to new york by the wombats

does anyone want to know a song from my playlist

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yes im a mess by ajr

does anyone want to know a song from my playlist

give me a number between 1 and 1111