Hello Have you heard about your Anti Lord and Saviour Grandfather Paradox? We at Faction Paradox will give you a free, that’s right free, course in understanding the Loa and your inner relationship to paradox. We will also offer further courses in learning to unleash the full might of your shadow to smite your enemies (The Enemy is excluded from this guarantee). For mor infomation simply splatter a small amount of blood on to this post and Utter and oath of your choosing to transport you to one of our Missions. (Should this fail please Head to Dronid instead as this is your nearest Faction Paradox Mission)

And and Remember the GrandFather will guide and the Spirts will maintain you.

Please leave my inbox, I am not afraid of you. Your aesthetics are boring and as if a middle schooler discovered black pigments for the first time.

ahahaha. really scared right now this is serious 👍👍👍

I HAVE LESS THAN 3 MONTHS LEFT UNTIL IM KICKED OUT AND DONATIONS ARE AT THEIR ALL TIME LOW WHEN I NEED THEM THE MOST

i am less than halfway towards my goal of 2000 dollars to survive moving out, and at the moment, if current trends hold up, im.. probably not gonna make that amount. i dont know what will happen to me if im not able to safely move out, im a visibly trans autistic person living in texas.

for the love of god, please, if you can, donate anything, and if you can send this to like.. rich friends, or friends with nice jobs, or friends with money they dont need, because i could seriously use some help

im appreciating all the encouraging words ive been getting but.. while kind, words will only get me so far. i dont exactly have options for places to live, so the only place i can go if i dont manage to get enough to move out is on the streets.

i get seeing these posts a lot is annoying, i get doing something about it is annoying, i get clicking on a link and sending money is more than you wanted to do while scrolling tumblr, but if everyone who saw this post and had the ability sent me money, i might make it. things are looking bleak, and im looking everywhere i can for sources of income, but at my current pace.. im donezo without a miracle, i think.

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

P*YP*L - @delilahkill

i guess ill do the whole thing again

hi! im delilah, im a plural autistic trans girl in an abusive household in a shitty town in texas. ive been incapable of getting a job because no businesses are trans-friendly and i cant exactly pass as cis, i rarely have enough food in the house, and to top it all off, on june 1 2024 (my birthday, in less than 3 months) i am going to be kicked out onto the streets regardless of what i do. i have no options for places to live, i have no options for actual income, so i have to resort to begging on the internet. i know its annoying but.. i really dont know what else i can do that i havent already tried.

i promise to you, if your money goes to me and helps me survive, it wont be a waste. i have so many dreams that i am desperate to fulfill, im in a large polycule (the above banner is my polycule's "logo"/"flag") with people i love and people that love me dearly, and one day i want to live with as many of my partners as i can, and open a bakery with my boyfriend finn. i try to be the best person i can be, i try to help my friends when they need it (and plenty of my friends have told me ive saved their lives or made their lives much better) and. i just want to live. i dont know how to continue this without just sounding like im guilt tripping, so ill sign off here.

please dont scroll past this. share it if you can, copy the link and post it among you friends just to see if they can help, anything, for the love of god.

Hello! Do you like flowers? If so what type of flowers?

Real flowers? Oh heavens! NO! I do not want those nasty Cerulean things in my house! I prefer silk ones only as Art as Decoration.

Some nutcase in the Dromenian Chapter performing some study on relationship longevity relative to Chapter asked “if not flowers what do you gift your wife?” And I replied “I get her what every woman wants and deserves which is to visit something exciting, get her a very nice dinner, gift her raw expensive gems for her to carve and polish and then we retire to our room and the next day she’s all cuddly and happy.”

It’s quite simple.

Flowers are disgusting and die. Colorful ephemeral sex organs. Go with minerals and gems.

Sincerely,

Lambda

I want to move to a small island with my wife and Murex and be left alone with them 😔

Now my dear you see why they have been exiled? Disgusting!

Would you be interested in a trade perhaps? I've found an old food replicator in my TARDIS' storage that I have no use for, I'm sure it could be a great use in one of your safe houses, near unlimited food and water...

Trade? What the hell do you want in return?

Photos of Murex, thankfully with her face blurred due to Gallifreyan child media laws, ended up in some gossip magazines about her “spoiled rotten life” and where my studio budget allegedly went to.

I haven’t stopped shaking in rage. I will ruin the lives of every one of those photographers for taking my baby’s photos and publishing them without our permission or knowledge. She’s done nothing. ESPECIALLY NOTHING REVOLVING MY STUDIO CLASS BUDGET!

I WILL CALL GUARDS TO ARREST YOU IF YOU STEP FOOT ON MY PROPERTY TONIGHT.

-Lambda

✨Getting ready in the morning 🤩 for High Council time ✨ I have things to present☺️☺️☺️

Human survival is a fixed point.

Good news first~

The little one got accepted to both Chapterhouse Early Learning Programs and is allowed to alternate every other week like we requested.

The VERY Bad Bad Bad news

Both houses are questioning our parenting and childbearing abilities as they do not believe her sketches for her age are of high enough quality and she is struggling to learn how to put together colors to go well together but instead can list the Preamble of the Constitution of Gallifrey and knows her rights if questioned by either the public or a Chancellory Guard. Both families are in agreement that I am a terrible influence on Murex and should be terminated from seeing her. Lady Vulca, thankfully, stepped in reminding them that Murex had been curious the day prior on my speech today and some of the things I was saying on the Panopticon Matrix channel that Lady Vulca had been watching while coloring with her. The child was curious! The first thing to do when a time got who is brainbuffing asks a question is to answer!

Lady Vulca’s Housefather reminded me that if I continued to dishonor the house that he would remove them from my life. I reminded him that his house was nearly bankrupt when I married Vulca and if I hadn’t accepted her into my brand none of them would have food on the table. We shall see what pans out.

Chapterhouse and families are something that continue to amaze me. I think everyone can relate. Don’t feel bad if you ever just need to put your communicator on silent and simply have some tea and a bath 😮‍💨🍵🫖

Cardinal Lambda Out!

I haven’t kept up with everything but the Amster or Saxon or whatever is messing with earth is not the brightest. His papers were awful and he underestimates the power of a species under pressure of survival. Foolish man.

Good news first~

The little one got accepted to both Chapterhouse Early Learning Programs and is allowed to alternate every other week like we requested.

The VERY Bad Bad Bad news

Both houses are questioning our parenting and childbearing abilities as they do not believe her sketches for her age are of high enough quality and she is struggling to learn how to put together colors to go well together but instead can list the Preamble of the Constitution of Gallifrey and knows her rights if questioned by either the public or a Chancellory Guard. Both families are in agreement that I am a terrible influence on Murex and should be terminated from seeing her. Lady Vulca, thankfully, stepped in reminding them that Murex had been curious the day prior on my speech today and some of the things I was saying on the Panopticon Matrix channel that Lady Vulca had been watching while coloring with her. The child was curious! The first thing to do when a time got who is brainbuffing asks a question is to answer!

Lady Vulca’s Housefather reminded me that if I continued to dishonor the house that he would remove them from my life. I reminded him that his house was nearly bankrupt when I married Vulca and if I hadn’t accepted her into my brand none of them would have food on the table. We shall see what pans out.

Chapterhouse and families are something that continue to amaze me. I think everyone can relate. Don’t feel bad if you ever just need to put your communicator on silent and simply have some tea and a bath 😮‍💨🍵🫖

Cardinal Lambda Out!

I just told the little one that you say hello and that you showed me what a peacock was and she giggle and corrected me to be calling you “Lady Lenora” 🦚🤣

Good news first~

The little one got accepted to both Chapterhouse Early Learning Programs and is allowed to alternate every other week like we requested.

The VERY Bad Bad Bad news

Both houses are questioning our parenting and childbearing abilities as they do not believe her sketches for her age are of high enough quality and she is struggling to learn how to put together colors to go well together but instead can list the Preamble of the Constitution of Gallifrey and knows her rights if questioned by either the public or a Chancellory Guard. Both families are in agreement that I am a terrible influence on Murex and should be terminated from seeing her. Lady Vulca, thankfully, stepped in reminding them that Murex had been curious the day prior on my speech today and some of the things I was saying on the Panopticon Matrix channel that Lady Vulca had been watching while coloring with her. The child was curious! The first thing to do when a time got who is brainbuffing asks a question is to answer!

Lady Vulca’s Housefather reminded me that if I continued to dishonor the house that he would remove them from my life. I reminded him that his house was nearly bankrupt when I married Vulca and if I hadn’t accepted her into my brand none of them would have food on the table. We shall see what pans out.

Chapterhouse and families are something that continue to amaze me. I think everyone can relate. Don’t feel bad if you ever just need to put your communicator on silent and simply have some tea and a bath 😮‍💨🍵🫖

Cardinal Lambda Out!

Good news first~

The little one got accepted to both Chapterhouse Early Learning Programs and is allowed to alternate every other week like we requested.

The VERY Bad Bad Bad news

Both houses are questioning our parenting and childbearing abilities as they do not believe her sketches for her age are of high enough quality and she is struggling to learn how to put together colors to go well together but instead can list the Preamble of the Constitution of Gallifrey and knows her rights if questioned by either the public or a Chancellory Guard. Both families are in agreement that I am a terrible influence on Murex and should be terminated from seeing her. Lady Vulca, thankfully, stepped in reminding them that Murex had been curious the day prior on my speech today and some of the things I was saying on the Panopticon Matrix channel that Lady Vulca had been watching while coloring with her. The child was curious! The first thing to do when a time got who is brainbuffing asks a question is to answer!

Lady Vulca’s Housefather reminded me that if I continued to dishonor the house that he would remove them from my life. I reminded him that his house was nearly bankrupt when I married Vulca and if I hadn’t accepted her into my brand none of them would have food on the table. We shall see what pans out.

Chapterhouse and families are something that continue to amaze me. I think everyone can relate. Don’t feel bad if you ever just need to put your communicator on silent and simply have some tea and a bath 😮‍💨🍵🫖

Cardinal Lambda Out!

My face when someone would like to see the wife get upset and angry when she is the one who has the tools to melt metal and cut diamond:

May I remind you that I am more afraid of Lady Vulca than the President or CIA?

The family shop will be open normal hours tomorrow. Thank you for allowing us time to step away. We will have an armed security guard present do not pay any mind unless you try and either steal or threaten Lady Vulca, my staff, other patrons, or myself.

Peace in the celestial village

Lord Cardinal Lambda

The family shop will be open normal hours tomorrow. Thank you for allowing us time to step away. We will have an armed security guard present do not pay any mind unless you try and either steal or threaten Lady Vulca, my staff, other patrons, or myself.

Peace in the celestial village

Lord Cardinal Lambda

Of course I am! I have a young daughter and wife to protect! That is my first duty besides to serve my planet.

Lady Vulca had to close the store today as we have had too many people stopping in for questions unrelated to the sale of our robes and accessories. I am so concerned I am going to try and get permission to work from home until this blows over. I don’t feel as if she will be safe alone with the baby 😞 I don’t know what I have done wrong here.

Lambda out.

this is a romana appreciation post. everyone should appreciate first regeneration romana from doctor who, played by mary tamm

she is So autistic, i love her so much

for those unacquainted with romana. imagine if you had the sass of donna noble but she was a younger timelord who wore glamorous fashion, did better than the doctor in timelord school, and infodumped given any glimpse of an opportunity

she is the best doctor who companion of all time

Well at least he’s not bothering us.

A statement regarding the current Prime Minster’s announcement.

Many of you know of Torchwood, although it is few who know the actual purpose of our organization. With the recent statement from the Prime Minister, we find it important for us to tell you, both for you to hear it in our own words as well as to keep you all safe.

There have certainly been no shortage of conspiracies throughout the years, and some of you may be surprised to know that you were in fact correct. Torchwood aids in protecting the world from aliens.

We therefore are keeping a close eye on the Toclafane situation. At the moment, it does appear to be a peaceful situation. However, should you have any questions, feel free to reach out and contact us.

Until then,

~ Torchwood 3.