sometimes stomachs be sounding like lava from minecraft
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I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
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Someone throw me in the garbage disposal
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*sees a bat* fucking superb u funky little flying rat :)
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my sleep schedule? WACK
my coping mechanisms? WACK
my motivation? WACK
my emotional stability? WACK
the way i push everyone away? WACK
the way i don’t ever communicate what i need? WACK
me? I’M MENTALLY ILL AS FUCK!
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I am cleaning my room
I am cleaning my-
I am clean-
I am playing with old stuff that I found in my room
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It feels like life is full of many cool people that I can’t be friends with and friends that I can’t be a good friend to, and I have to be okay with that
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Ok but like, when will we get a strong female character that can't have kids but really really wants to be a mom (which is valid for irl women) who instead of crying about how she is less of a woman for it or has to give up everything that makes her a powerful and unique individual she fucking adopts every unwanted or mistreated child she comes across.
You, the baker's boy, you cant work 14h a day you have to go to school I'll take it from here thanks. Little thief girl on the street? The way you used that knife was really impressive we should get you some proper weapons training and you will be a great knight one day also eat ur vegetables . Find a baby orc during a raid? My son is strong and green and I love him.
Give me a fantasy super mom you cowards.
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