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no. Yourew not allowed to enjoy d&d. ifg you are out there and enojying a game of 5e my elite squad of pbta warriors will crash in yhtough yourt windows and get a mixed success on their roll, allowing them to flawlessly handcuff and arrest you but at the cost of describing to the GM one dream they will never achieve,
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Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic
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✦ God didn't exist when you laid with me
✦ The devil didn't touch me when you kissed me
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This is what trying to get info on insects is like and it pisses me off
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not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.
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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on
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some sleepy bugs for your troubles
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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Never let them know your next move!
Please, you gotta watch Eddie Williams' audition on Australia's Got Talent 2019 until the end!
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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.
Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.
I feel like I’ll never catch up.
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