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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
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if I was in ponyville I would be called stupid fucking cunt the horse lol
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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Listen man by not voting for Jill Stein you are handing Trump the presidency, there is zero chance of Biden winning and your democratic purity politics are going to make the orange man win again. Vote green no matter wheen
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A critical error in calculations regarding a spacecrafts reentry has unfortunately created the worlds first openly pansexual streak of ash in the atmosphere
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trying very hard to do it scared but it's scary and I'm scared I should have been a tiger pngtuber not a cashier
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cryptic crosswords…. what the point… if i wanted to interact with a difficult situation where the rules are secret and hidden from me i would go talk to outdoorsy people on dating apps or interact with my extended family
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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!
You conserved 137ml of fluid!
You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!
The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!
Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!
The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!
Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!
If you jerked off now, you could save all of us
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Im reading my newest mad mag (which is just a rerun of old editions) and i got thrown so back to this which is one of my favorite panels ever
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Kazuki Umezawa — Wall of Glorious [inkjet print, acrylic and glitter paste, on wood panel, 2015]
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**increasing desperation** okay seriously where did you fucking hide mommy's arizona tea
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Dark souls themed blow job followed by bloodborne sex
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