honour the cock is like when your friend misspells a word and the rest of the group chat make fun of them for the next hour

[intense lore discussion]

“Honour the cock”

[intense lore discussion continues]

I love that the time from when Murph said honour the cock to when it became a bit was like 0.001 seconds

sandra lynn holds the title of messiest bitch and will never ever lose it. whenever someone comes close to claiming the title, all she needs to do is reveal something about her past and I love her for it

buddy dawn is already over the edge but if he wasn’t fig telling him that my mum fucked your grandpa would definitely do it

I mean if I was buddy dawn and I was killed by someone I considered a friend I’d also choose to be resurrected and be in service of a rage god cause what the fuck man

I’m wondering if it would be more cathartic for Riz or Kristen to kill Kipperlilly but then I think no it would actually be Lucy.

thinking about that megamind scene which is “what do you have that I lack?” “Presentation” but it’s Kipperlilly and Kristen.

me and the rest of the intrepid heroes if they end up having to kill mary ann skuttle

there is still a part of me that hopes that oisin just thought that she was trying to shoot gavin and ruin the bad kids chance because he knew that buddy would bring him back and he didn’t know that kipperlilly was going to kill buddy instead.

I honestly don’t think that kipperlilly is expecting to come back from this. she is taking drastic measures in order to reach her goal.

I feel for the others like Bobby Dawn, it’s a quest put forward by the gods to stop the Bad Kids from uncovering what happened to Ankarna. But in the case of Kipperlilly, she’s been waiting for any opportunity to kill the bad kids. This just happened to be when the opportunity arose.

I hope Bobby Dawn gets a rude awakening when he realises that the girl whose life he’s trying to ruin went out of her way to try to save his grandson after his own friends killed him.

Can’t wait for Arthur Aguefort to come back and kill Bobby Dawn for what he’s done to Kristen. Not with magic but with a fucking gun.

what if we were two gods and i ruined the world in order to get you back

I wonder what the other classes ‘find the rogue teacher and pass the class’ would be. Surely being an oracle would count towards a divination class.

Jawbone would be absolutely devastated that something created a version of him that tried to attack Riz.