Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory
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I made something for your "fiscally conservative" transphobic family members, enjoy
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some of you don’t know what scrunkly even is anymore :(
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Does anyone want to hear how I ended up using soap made of my betrothed's exes breast milk?
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his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved him 😂
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Muscle
For this week's @galladrabbles via prompt from @blue-disco-lights: muscle.
Word Count: 100
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"No peeking, I said!"
"I'm not…Jesus," Mickey answered. "Someone's gonna think I'm getting kidnapped with this blindfold on my head."
"Probably hoping."
"Dick."
Ian chuckled. "Okay…you can look."
In front of him was a black Ford Mustang--his favorite muscle car.
"Happy birthday!"
"Are you fuckin' serious??!"
Ian dangled the key in his hand. "We needed a car anyway. Might as well ride in style."
"If I could fuck a car it would be this one."
"I'm aware."
"How did you even…honestly--I don't care. Whoever you killed…it was worth it!" He hugged Ian tight before snatching the key.
"Let's ride baby!"
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i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.
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Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist
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HEY JOB SEEKERS
Do you live in New York? Do you want to live in New York? Are you interested in working for the government? The NYS government is hiring folks for a whole host of positions throughout the state WITHOUT HAVING TO TAKE AND PASS A CIVIL SERVICE EXAM through the HELPS program.
I know a lot of folks are graduating school, looking to shift careers, and/or looking to hop states to somewhere that aligns more with their needs and priorities. This may be something worth checking out if that's you. It's government which comes with all of its attendant quirks and challenges, but it's generally stable, has good health insurance, and if you stick it out is public service eligible for student loan forgiveness. And even if you don't it might be a safe landing spot for you while you figure out what your next steps are.
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i feel a normal amount of emotions about this fictional woman i promise
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