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💀 Unus Annus Cryptids 💀
!!!WATCH THE STREAM BEFORE THE END!!!
I can’t believe this is gonna end in just a few hours…I wish the channel would stay but at the same time..the message is important.
These are just four of my favourite cryptids these two idiots created. I love SCP Amy too but personally it feels like SCPs are kinda a different thing from cryptids.
This year was a complete shit show, but it was made so much better by Unus Annus. Thank you so much, Eef and Annus.
Memento Mori ~ Unus Annus
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Oranges are Apple's Natural Predators: Hand Lettered
#unus annus#unusannus#markiplier#crank gameplays#ethan nestor#one year#unus annus fanart#calligraphy#hand lettering
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how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms
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look i don’t know anything about the olympics but…
…mood.
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what goes thru a white boy’s mind when they get dressed like
“u know what’ll go great with these basketball shorts? socks with little marijaunas”
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so in philosopher’s stone, quirrell does actually address voldy as ‘lord voldemort’ not ‘the dark lord’, making him the only follower of voldemort shown to do so iirc. i know the reason for this is most likely just that it was the first book and jkr hadn’t ironed out all the details yet, but i like the idea that living with him on the back of your head for a year or so gets you first-name privileges
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College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-
White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]
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i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:
and i have never laughed so hard x’D
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if i ever become a millionaire the first thing i’ll do once my bank account hits 7 digits is commission iguanamouth to do an unusual hoard of every other unusual hoard shes ever drawn. every single item from every other hoard, no exceptions. i’ll also hire somebody to check and make sure she didnt miss any by making a spreadsheet cataloging each item from each hoard individually and then going over the checklist again and double check the megahoard to make sure she didnt miss any.
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