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you ever tried smoking pubic hair? i would not recommend it.
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do not understand people who get bored of seeing common animals. understand even less when they act with annoyance or hostility just because they're common animals. a deer or a sparrow or a field mouse is like a sunset to me
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dearly loving this headline. Me
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i love fish biology youtube
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Pig #1: *Wakes up*
Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea
Pig #3: Let's run around Mama
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Oh to be a 21 year old man blasting drum and bass from the withering speakers of his 2004 Honda Civic
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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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these are the kinds of ads I've been getting lately
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They turned him into a shaboingboing
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very cool but also kind of a dick move
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do kidneys get stoned?
With dickweed.
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