when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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4 hours ago from entertainment weekly
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is there a word for when ur horny but afraid of sex
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shirley jackson’s self portrait, 1942
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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universities and colleges will be like "we have one the best libraries containing the largest collection of resources in the world" and then assign you readings that look like they were photocopied next to the chernobyl elephant's foot
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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that tweet is going to haunt me… every word makes it more and more hellish. husband. smacks your ass. crockpot. BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP. BEER PONG??? KIDS? SUPERBOWL?? I’m gonna throw up
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