thornbushrose
Counsel for the Obsessed
Currently obsessed with Daredevil
forty-something / happily married
mom of two / here to indulge my fantasy life
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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I went to my university nurse once and said I had an eye infection and I'd been treating it with antibiotic drops from Mexico. He looked at the bottle and said, "I can't read Spanish. What does it say?"
I gave him a hard look and read: "Ingredientes: tetracyclino."
He said that was what he would have prescribed anyway and I should carry on.
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Reblog if you say "Y'all"
#this is exactly the argument my dad--the high school english teacher-- made for why y'all was a valuable addition to the language#he probably didn't grow up saying it but I did#his justifications were based on Spanish because he spent his formative years in Mexico City#which is why I'm not sure he grew up saying it
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The guy who made our wedding cake, who was very large, bearded, tattooed, and wearing steel-toed boots, but made delicious cakes in a shop called "The Dessert Fairy," pretty much threatened our lives if we kept a piece of the cake for a year. He said that tradition came from back when wedding cakes were rum cakes and therefore keeping them for a year was no big deal, but the cake he was going to make us would be ruined if we kept it in a freezer for that long and if we wanted a cake on our anniversary he would make us a fresh cake and it sounded like a very tall soapbox that we did not want to mess with. So we decided, in real fear for our kneecaps, that we would not keep a piece of cake.
Then our helpful relatives at the reception boxed up the leftover cake and put it in our freezer while we were away on our honeymoon. So the moral of the story is, don't give your mother a key to your house if you value your kneecaps.
Did you keep a slice of your wedding cake to have on your 1 year anniversary? Do people still do that?
People still do anniversary cakes, yes 🥰 and so did we. Good thing too, because it was sooo tasty
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Does my bank account count?
ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade
i’m trying to prove something
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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
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Lol, I believe you. I just know how thirsty my fandom is. 😁
Is there one part you'll admit you don't want on your record?
Since some of you still need to be convinced *not* to watch The Maidens' Conspiracy 😂😂
Charlie Cox panels || Charlie as Diafebus
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How does this post not include the term, "rat race"?
IG : @emperorofmischief
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Lol, ask and ye shall receive, I guess.
did I enjoy the film? hell nah.
but I liked Charlie's costumes
Charlie Cox as Diafebus
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I don't think that Charlie Cox in "basically a porno" is the powerful argument not to watch it that you think it is.
Is this the one where he has long hair and plate armor, though? Because I'd settle for some nice gifs, really.
Is there one part you'll admit you don't want on your record?
Since some of you still need to be convinced *not* to watch The Maidens' Conspiracy 😂😂
Charlie Cox panels || Charlie as Diafebus
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Charlie physically cringing when someone called him good-looking 😂 he's so shy and cute
He really went '😬' he's still horrified of compliments to this day lmao
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Is Imhotep played by Matt Murdock?
"Have you got any bright ideas?" she questions.
"I'm thinking, I'm thinking..." he's rambling, the eyes focused on the crowd circling them.
"You better think of something fast, because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after." Karen declared with her voice trembling, she turned her head to look at Frank for what it could be her last time ever looking at him.
Karen Page, a librarian and aspiring Egyptologist, and Foggy Nelson, her best friend and an excellent lawyer, usually have drinks together in one of the best — according to Foggy himself — bars in town: Josie's Place. On a friday night, the two friends found themselves in the middle of a bar fight and after hiding behind one the tables, Karen is quick to realize an intricate box fell from the pocket of one of the fighters and takes it for herself before even thinking twice.
She only got a glimpse of his face, yet she remembers him too well.
When she finds the map of Hamunaptra inside the box, Karen convinces Foggy to go along with her to find the mysterious man. They find ex-military Frank Castle in a local prison and Karen makes a deal with him to lead them to the City of the Dead if she gets him released, he agrees.
It wasn't in Frank's plan go back to Hamunaptra, although a certain blonde Egyptologist makes it hard to not go back to the place he once served alongside The French Foreign Legion. So when Karen accidentally wakes up a 3000 year old mummy who begins to wreak havoc in searching for the reincarnation of his long-lost love, Frank's got no other choice than to stop the terror and save Karen in the process.
Kastle x a different version of The Mummy 1999
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