what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

art is about spending an embarrassing amount of time trying to get something to look right giving up and then moving on to do it slightly better next time. at some point if you're an exhibitionist you then post it for internet strangers to look at.

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

my fuckinff paws are making it so hard to stab you with this cursed dagger

the comfort in a freak4freak friendship is knowing that you won't be judged for being a freak

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

classic post rant quora phrase

“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

i am so unsatisfied with my life. *logs on to tumblr dot com to reblog posts for 16 hours*