okay was i supposed to read the next skully p book? yeah
do i want to? no
it be great if someone could just psychically beam it into my brain please and thank you
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Mr Bespoke your office is for business only, Miss Low get off the ceiling!
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did this for shits and giggles enjoy
Skulduggery Pleasant as stock photos
Valkyrie:
Skulduggery:
Tanith:
Ghastly:
Fletcher:
China:
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Billy-Ray sanguine had taken her smile with one vicious punch.
'Let me see. Open your mouth.'
'The moment we're out of here, we'll have Professor Grouse fix up your tooth, OK? You've got nothing to worry about.'
'Oh, my dear,'
'There's no need to cry, there's no need. What's happened to you, eh? Let me have a look. A broken tooth? Is that all?'
'That's nothing, Valkyrie. That's a half-hour's work at the very most. You've nothing to worry about. We'll get that smile working again, don't you worry.'
'You can wait elsewhere, Detective Pleasant. I'll have her back to you soon enough.'
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Artist鈥檚 rendition of Skulduggery Pleasant fucking exploding
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the beautiful part of being a skulduggery pleasant fan is you can see any skeleton and go ah! there he is!!
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skully p characters as stock photos part ???
the council of elders:
the monster fuckers hunters:
cassandra pharos:
skulduggery's fucking disguise:
kenspeckle:
clarabelle:
omen:
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Hi stephanie,
I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas
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run
They're frequent visitors
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hey guys what the fuck
So apparently the next stage of the Skulduggery Penis Discourse is everyone agreeing Ghastly is absolutely HUNG.
and i for one agree
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friendly reminder that every single skulduggery pleasant enjoyer is a lovely person who is also probably gay and mentally ill
love you guys
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i think derek landry should let me chew up skulduggerys hat as enrichment, i think that could fix me
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skulduggery pleasant would leave valkyrie in a Walmart parking lot, not because he forgot her but because it 'builds character'
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china sorrows can and would kick a baby
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