thematically relevant mutual masturbation

I think being a shapeshifter would fix me

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i don’t flirt i just say weird shit until you tell me i’m pretty & wanna kiss me

Pride season is approaching and if I hear ANYONE speak poorly of bisexual women with boyfriends/husbands I’ll pop all your tires okay thx for listeninggg <3

Yikes

“I can’t wait to see wolverine and deadpool fuck nasty in theaters” I say mostly as a joke but in reality being forced to undergo an inter time / dimensional buddy comedy style adventure with a jaded depressed practically unkillable (and roguishly good looking) wolverine who slice n dices ppl with his metal claws and anger issues is something wade will find VERY hot and attractive. plus logan howlett is lowkey flirty af

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

How the mane 6 would react to getting handed divorce papers

my class is discussing the "real" definition of lesbian i'm going to explode