How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard

Follower: *reblogs 3 of my posts in a row*

Me: are you flirting with me

Why hasn't this hell site died yet?

Imperial Triumphant (photo by Alex Krauss)

That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail please, Mario? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Princess Toadstool, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Peach’s mail's getting sent back to me. Princess Toadstool, Princess Toadstool, I look in the mail, this whole box is Princess Toadstool! So I say to myself I gotta find this girl. I gotta go up to her office, I gotta put his mail in the girl’s goddamn hands! Otherwise she's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Peach’s office and what do I find out, Mario, what do I find out? There is no Princess Toadstool. The girl does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Princess Toadstool, you gotta be kidding me, I got boxes full of Peach! All right, so I start marching my way down to Daisy in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say, "Daaaaisy, Daaaaaisy! I gotta talk to you about Peach!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Daisy in H.R. Mario, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

I CAN'T his Nandor accent are you kidding me😭

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why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’“

Cherry Ice Cream

[Special Agent Fieri driving over Reinig Bridge. Caption: Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.]

Sabaton encounter a scientifically incorrect Super Mario t-shirt [x]

R.I.P Alexi Laiho