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‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back
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NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO:
Ninth Doctor: Here we are! Mediaeval England!
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Rose: It’s like… an egg. A big egg.
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Mediaeval king: My men! We ride!
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Ninth Doctor: There’s something wrong here. I can feel it.
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Rose: Hello? I’m Rose. I’m not gonna hurt you. The Doctor, he’s got this… thing. This screwdriver. Maybe he can put you back together again.
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Unsettling seer: The fall is nigh. The eggs are in their baskets.
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Ninth Doctor: Oh, this is really bad.
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Charismatic villain: I’m sorry, Doctor, but I’m afraid it’s time… for a fall.
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CGI monster: (hissing) The Geltheen Host must rise again! The hatching must commence!
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(Shot of something emerging from an egg and shrieking)
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Ninth Doctor: They’re on every wall, in every square, in every town in the country! A hundred eggs, all ready to hatch!
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Rose: We have to do something, or they’re all gonna die!
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Ninth Doctor: (shouting from the distance) ROSE! DON’T TOUCH THAT EGG!
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Charismatic villain: When I use a word… it means exactly what I choose it to mean.
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Ninth Doctor: (shouting, angry) ALL THE KING’S HORSES! AND ALL THE KING’S MEN!
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Charismatic villain: Let the shattering of this world… commence.
cliffhanger sting
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Film critics be like
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Touch Tone Telephone is so "Afterlife Egon Spengler trying to get the other Ghostbusters to believe him before he died" and I'm sad about it.
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We don't talk about the Ghostbusters theme song on Just Dance enough as a fandom. What was that about. It was so silly.
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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
🌜 impawssible Follow
lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
🐾 superhowllock Follow
lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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Doctor Who The Power of the Doctor
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The fourteenth Doctor meeting the silver fox Simm!Master would be nice... but what if he meets the younger version, with the memories of "You could be beautiful" and "I wonder what I'd be without you" still fresh?
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The fourteenth Doctor meeting the silver fox Simm!Master would be nice... but what if he meets the younger version, with the memories of "You could be beautiful" and "I wonder what I'd be without you" still fresh?
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The fourteenth Doctor meeting the silver fox Simm!Master would be nice... but what if he meets the younger version, with the memories of "You could be beautiful" and "I wonder what I'd be without you" still fresh?
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donna and fourteen talking about the valiant
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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This is Maggie's worm collection
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She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house
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At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.
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Night night worms!
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Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.
Last year's collection
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