Choices one might regret.

[*OOC*] Kaze ' So, a jerk could go in and tweak a maze zone s.t. it would revert to a very different maze on crash?' [*OOC*] Funslash' I mean, if the jerk was an Immy, sure.' [*OOC*] Funslash ' THat's a good way to get murdered tho.' [*OOC*] Izawa 'Sounds like division by zero' [*OOC*] Funslash ' That's what the police record might say, yeah.'

Of Sneak and Lights

[*OOC*] Kaze 'Agreed. It's just weird that I can hide, sneak, light a candle and then just ride a bike right past certain aggro mobs.' [*OOC*] Lilly '"Hey John, do you see that candle floating through the air?"' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Its weird, sure; but also funny because ^' [*OOC*] PicklePee ' since they can see in the dark' [*OOC*] Lilly '"Don't worry too much Paul, it's been through here four or five times today already."' [*OOC*] Kaze 'It's a GHOST!' [*OOC*] Cooper 'the best part is the mobs names are john and paul' [*OOC*] Funslash ' "Don't be silly, ghosts don't need candles."' [*OOC*] Lilly 'Well, WE see "a young moogle" and "a moogle musician".' [*OOC*] Lilly 'But I'm sure they have names.' [*OOC*] Cooper 'but john and paul' [*OOC*] Cooper 'IM CALLING THE POLICE'

[*OOC*] Kusiga 'Snipperclips is GOTY' [*OOC*] Nalda 'That's a wierd way to spell Breath of the Wild.' [*OOC*] Glenn ' Yeah, isn't it normally spelled "Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment"?' [*OOC*] Kusiga 'That lacks the hilarious multiplayer fun of Snipperclips.' [*OOC*] Funslash ' No, its spelt "Cleft of Dimensions" you silly fish.' [*OOC*] Glenn ' But that's just a port Funslash' [*OOC*] Kusiga 'I need to buy that new DLC for Cleft of Dimensions still.' [*OOC*] Dawn 'I just joined and I have all the DLC!' [*OOC*] Sham ' Because you bought the Tuna edition.'

Inflation Pt 2

[*OOC*] Torrac 'haha skitties are expensive when yburn thru like i do' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Protip: They make horrible firewood. I suggest using Bellsprouts or something instead.' [*OOC*] Protophish ' Giganto Mercenaries' [*OOC*] Protophish ' now THEY can get expensive' [*OOC*] Funslash ' If cats don't make good firewood, what makes you think giants would fare any better?!' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Kids these days. What are they teaching you in school?!'

Inflation

[*OOC*] Funslash ' also pfft 100 gold is chump change at your level!' [*OOC*] Funslash ' (Unless you necro/potion like mad lik eme lol)' [*OOC*] Oboyo 'Apparently he bought an entire pound of Skitties' [*OOC*] Funslash ' like, weight or pet pound?' [*OOC*] Oboyo 'Pet pound' [*OOC*] Funslash ' I was about to ask who your dealer was, Skitties arn't THAT expensive, lol' [*OOC*] Protophish ' One Pound of Skitty please' [*OOC*] Funslash ' That'll be 1/2 your life savings, mate.'

[*OOC*] Forte ' did you know there's a spinoff to SOA' [*OOC*] Forte ' Gun Gale Online' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Show of hands who read the above like so:' Funslash quotes '[*OOC*] Forte ' Gun Gala Online''

Deim waves to Ozlynn. Ozlynn waves happily. Deim says 'hello purple tetris bar!' Ozlynn says ' I had to flee the game!' Ozlynn says ' One block was about to park next to me and I woulda been converted into a higher score!' Ozlynn says ' It's every block's worst nightmare!' Deim says 'awww, but you would have gone to good tetrion heaven, for being usefull!' Ozlynn says ' Screw that! I heard of an opening in a legend of zelda game where the onky requirements was having enough weight to depress a switch and be pushable. So, I filled out an app, still waiting on the callback.' Deim snickers softly. Ozlynn says ' Some inside source said the position may have been filled by a pot, but we'll see!' Deim says 'So you're applying to be a Vase...eh, its a step up from a blank bar atleast.' Ozlynn gasps in astonishment. Ozlynn says ' Why, I never!' Ozlynn says ' Well, I have, but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Company Woes

Odwofi says 'Ooh Ooh' Odwofi says 'CAN I BE THE FIRST ONE?!' Sham says (OOC) 'FIRST OF ALL' Sham says ' Put me in the hype clan' Sham says ' then we can step into my office' Sham says ' ... once I have a key' Sham says ' TO my office' Sham says ' Fuck this company'

INFO: =MORE= Fox has been slaughtered by Bob-Omb. =BLOOD= Funslash grats 'ALL ITEMS' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Should've called Final Destination before the match, son.' [*OOC*] Fox 'I blame Meta Knight'

Still haven’t figured this one out.

[*OOC*] Lilly 'It's like Smash Bros with every stage, except it's a sidescrolls instead of a single platform, and everybody has to be mario. Or a toad with mario movesets.' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'One with ALL THE FUCKING COINS was a bit much for me, honestly.' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'Just...' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'Everything explodes into coins.' [*OOC*] Notsham ' No fuck you Lilly.' [*OOC*] Notsham ' STARS AND SUNSPRITES.' [*OOC*] Forte ' NO U' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'I FITE U FART!' [*OOC*] Notsham ' GOTTA GET ALL OF THEM.' [*OOC*] Notsham ' THE STARS.' [*OOC*] Forte ' BRING IT ORZ' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'NOW I SKRD 2!' [*OOC*] Lilly 'what' [*OOC*] Lilly 'in the literal fuck' [*OOC*] Lilly '.. How did this conversation get here?' [*OOC*] Ozlynn 'We don't ask these questions.' [*OOC*] Lilly 'These Cleftversations are the absolutely weirdest and occasionally terrifying things that could ever happen.'

Wherein Lilly  makes a mistake.

[*OOC*] Lilly 'Goddamnit, the hell is wrong with my ctrl-C today?' [*OOC*] Lilly 'Christ.' [*OOC*] Rachel 'it had a C section' [*OOC*] Lilly 'no fuck you Rach' [*OOC*] Lilly 'That joke was bad and you should feel bad.' [*OOC*] Khadaji ' Hahahaha' [*OOC*] Dusk 'I C what you did there.' [*OOC*] Lilly 'SHRIEK NO' [*OOC*] Rachel 'I CAN BE PUNNY TOO' [*OOC*] Rachel 'it just upsets the balance' [*OOC*] Khadaji ' You guys are getting too c-rious' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Can we Can the cracking of unceemly puns?' [*OOC*] Khadaji ' I'll C what I can do.' [*OOC*] Lilly 'I know what this needs.' Gocial: An Immortal coughs loudly.

[*OOC*] Shamaster ' ah ha hem' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' stuff!' [*OOC*] Nagol ' Stuff?' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' stuff!' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' also things!' [*OOC*] Nagol ' Things too!?' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' and even junk' [*OOC*] Shamaster ' life is crazy that way' [*OOC*] Nagol ' Agreed'

LANGUAGE!

[*OOC*] Ambience 'Oh my God.' [*OOC*] RetroLudus ' DEMETER' [*OOC*] RetroLudus ' GUESS WHO IS HERE?' [*OOC*] Ambience 'YOU'RE SO MEATY!' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' AMBIENCE' [*OOC*] Ambience '^' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' THINK OF THE INNOCENT CHILD WE HAVE LOGGED IN HERE' [*OOC*] Ambience 'Wait, no.' [*OOC*] Ambience 'Lilliana went to bed already.' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' YOU AND YOUR FOUL MOUTH FULL OF INNUENDO COULD GET US BANNED' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' Bitch I"m talkin bout the 12 year old' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' don't you try to correct me!' [*OOC*] Demeter 'Gasp!' [*OOC*] Ambience 'no fuck you' [*OOC*] RetroLudus ' That means I have the biggest one around!' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?!' [*OOC*] RetroLudus ' Ego I mean.' [*OOC*] Ambience 'I CERTAINLY DO not.' [*OOC*] Demeter 'I dunno what's goin' on.' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' An excellent strategy.'

Good questions beget odd answers

[*OOC*] Funslash ' What kills a damroll whore?' [*OOC*] Gforte ' Defend' [*OOC*] Phoneman 'Indignition' [*OOC*] Protophish ' Cocaine' [*OOC*] Rachel 'your mother' [*OOC*] Funslash ' This just went to a strange place.'

We’re all mad, here!

[*OOC*] Gere ' Hiya, Odoslash!' [*OOC*] Gere ' ...Rereading it, Idk where I'm getting the extra o. Feels like there should be an o, but there isnt.' [*OOC*] Funslash ' WEll I mean' [*OOC*] Gere ' Odslash.' [*OOC*] Funslash ' yer insane enough to group us in one word' [*OOC*] Funslash ' so extra letters is the LEAST of your problems right now.' [*OOC*] Gere ' ...Funwofi?' [*OOC*] Forte ' Odorslash more like' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Funwofi sounds like a bad furry-kink nick.' [*OOC*] Gere ' Not gonna lie. I like how "funwofi" sounds.' [*OOC*] Forte ' sounds like a fun wofi' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Dead to me.' [*OOC*] Funslash ' All of you.' [*OOC*] Pascal 'what about me' [*OOC*] Gere ' You don't want to be in our club, Pas? D=' [*OOC*] Funslash ' Yer out of bounds.' [*OOC*] Pascal 'I'm never completely sure what's going on' [*OOC*] Odwofi ' This Whole Courtroom Is Out Of Order!' [*OOC*] Funslash ' I'll give you a hint Pascal' [*OOC*] Funslash ' None of us are.'

Slashfics.

[*OOC*] Rachel 'me not being able to get warm does not bode well' [*OOC*] Rachel 'ijust want to snuggle and watch rick and morty' [*OOC*] Rachel 'i don't want to study analytical chemistry' [*OOC*] RetroLudus ' Snuggle and watch Rick and Morty? Man don't make me want things to.' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' Now begins the RetroXRachel slashfic' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' ready? GO.' [*OOC*] Rachel 'the look i'm giving you cannot be expressed in text emojis' [*OOC*] RetroLudus ' Well uh. We snuggle and watch Rick and Morty. The end.' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' Rachel's disgust has ascended to the next plane of existence.' [*OOC*] Sunflash ' I regret nothing!' [*OOC*] Kimen ' So... Which one of you is snuggling and watching Rick and which one of snuggles and watches Morty? [*OOC*] Sunflash ' This is like the "who wears the pants" question, isn't it.'

Returns and Feet

[*OOC*] Rachel 'Found some comfy slip ons from Dr. Scholls for my defective feet. ' [*OOC*] Forte ' have you considered returning them' [*OOC*] Rachel 'My feet?' [*OOC*] Rachel 'How does one return a body part' [*OOC*] Forte ' find your mother, stick it in her vagina, preferably in the form of a rapid kick-like motion'