reposting bc op was flagged by shinigami eyes and this is important

So apparently the US military is buying location data about Muslims using Muslim prayer and Dating apps - so to my fellow Muslims: 

DELETE MUSLIM PRO OFF YOUR PHONES. 

(If you’re not Muslim you’re free to rb) 

YOU GUYS

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

*UPDATED BITCH LMAO* wisconsin, michigan, arizona, pennsylvania, and georgia after their four year relationship with trump

Waiting literally a year for your epic revenge is the most teenage girl move ever.

I don’t check your page for a minute and you’re married now??????

man ion even get on here but yes i am married

HAPPILY

holy shit

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

the bear is loose

Me as Joe dkhskhsjs

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head