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My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

I think rent should be $4 a month

Roleplaying being in a zombie apocalypse by sitting in a public bathroom while people try to open the door

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

go to google dot com and type in boobs you won't believe what happens

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

whenever my program freezes

i'm pro-dragon but i do think that the entire premise of being able to kill a dragon is so ridiculously insane that you do kind of have to hand it to dragonslayers for managing it. it's like if you disarmed a nuclear missile with a really sharp stick.

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

He would not fucking say that but let's indulge