only one of them has a nobel prize in physics

Something I really loved about Barbie is how self-aware they are. They had Barbie saying she's ugly and they immediately had to go, "Nope. Sorry. This just isn't believable with Margot Robbie."

I find the fact that the Barbie movie is simultaneously being criticized by the right as “too radical”, and criticized by the left as “too nice to men” and/or “too pandering”, quite funny, given that America’s WHOLE SPEECH was about how, no matter what women (like the director of the Barbie movie) do, it will simultaneously always be too little and too much.

I payed tumblr 10 bucks to show you this picture of my dog

She's 9 years old and her name is olive, she's a Labrador and she's service trained but gets too excited in public so she only really helps me out when I'm at home

she’s just so beautiful (my libby app)

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

Happy autism awareness month to high needs autistic people. People who use AAC or sign language. People who don't communicate at all. Nonverbal and semi verbal autistics. People who got diagnosed early. People with developmental delays. Autistics who also have intellectual disabilities. Autistics who are also physically disabled. You are an important part of this community. I hope April treats you well.

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

Years and years ago in the days of The Old Internet, there was a series of animated shorts on the Disney website which were minute-long summaries of classic literature, Les Miserables and Don Quixote and Cyrano de Bergerac.

And to this day I have no idea who the audience for these videos was supposed to be. Except for me because I loved them and watched them constantly and I was heartbroken when they were taken off the website.

This is all to say that I just found out that they were all uploaded to YouTube while I wasn’t looking, and now that it’s the Ides of March I’m legally contracted to share this now.

Freddy Carter carried this season on his back, he was born to play Kaz Brekker & you can’t say otherwise

all things considered, you deserve to live.

not because your dog would be sad if you didn’t, not because you owe it to your parents, not because you owe it to anybody. but because you are a person, here on earth, with a will and a consciousness. by virtue of this, you have the right to be here, and you have the right to take up space as a human being. you deserve to live, down to your very core.

you deserve to want things, you deserve to have things, you deserve to love yourself, you deserve to be. you don’t have to prove that to anyone, it is inherent to your existence as a human being. nobody should take that away from you. and if they do, fight like hell.