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You know that one scene from ‘the Road to el Dorado?’
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Ultimate AllSan Bracket
Hello Sanji fans! We here at Sanji Lovers Inc. (Maddy, me, and Three, @fivedayslater) feel that since Tumblr is entering it's poll bracket era, and we finally have polls, that it's time for the Ultimate AllSan Bracket
We have 32 entrants competing for the greatest prize of all: the heart of our beloved Sanji.
In true tournament style, our competitors have been ranked and seeded by number of fics their ship with Sanji has on AO3, since that's as good a number as any, I guess.
The first round starts February 7th!
This post will be the master post and will be updated as we go along as long as I remember
First, some questions I'm sure you all have:
"Who the hell ships [X]/Sanji?" Us. We do. Me or Three or both of us ship Sanji with every character in the bracket. Because our minds are so Big and Sanji is so Shippable. With that in mind, while you can certainly support and promote your favorite ships throughout the tournament, bashing of ships will not be tolerated. If you do, we will cry. And we may block you. Because of the crying. So don't do it.
"Where's Zoro?" Dunno. We gave all the competitors the time and the place, but for whatever reason Zoro hasn't shown up yet. Maybe he got lost...
"[X] ship is problematic because-" Not a question. Also don't care. Sometimes you ship fictional characters together even though you would hate the idea of it irl because it's all fiction and it's interesting to think about. You don't have to vote for them. This whole thing is just for fun.
Without further ado
The Polls
Round One:
Monkey D. Luffy vs. Gol D. Roger
Nefertari Vivi vs. Donquixote Doflamingo
Nico Robin vs. Mr. 2 Bon Clay
Portgas D. Ace vs. Kalifa
Pedro vs. Basil Hawkins
Riku Viola vs. Vice Admiral Smoker
Sabo vs. Franky
Trafalgar Law vs. Jinbei
Nami vs. King the Wildfire
Brook vs. Shanks
Charlotte Katakuri vs. Baby 5
Charlotte Pudding vs. Black Maria
Gin vs. Kaku
Sir Crocodile vs. X Drake
Dracule Mihawk vs. Eustass Kid
Usopp vs. Killer
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I was able to doodle a bit while I was sick, and I had the idea that alabasta ace would TOTALLY work at pizza hut while making it a slow toiling torture for Sanji that was working there prior.
Everyone loves ace at the job when he does less than the bare minimum 💀
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"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all
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not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions
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a cruel eggplant thesis
(thank u hawk and lerr for the title to this one)
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I love the Thriller Bark arc.
And I love Zosan's relationship in the Thriller Bark arc.
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Look at the way he curls in when he sleeps. You cannot tell me that he doesn't spoon Sanji at night. #bigspoonenergy
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"Thanks, cook."
The zosan comic is gonna take me a million years most likely so I wanted to draw something Finished For Once to tide me over LMAO. This has "first kiss" vibes but I don't know what the context would be 🤔
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