Can I please just go back 5 years and try life over again, or at least just forget everything...
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If you’re wearing metal equipment during a thunderstorm, you get a short warning before you’re struck b–JESUS CHRIST
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the first place snail racing cup presented to squidward
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Skyrim in a Nutshell
Guard: I have to wonder... what does the Dragonborn do once he's summoned by the Greybeards?
Me, 72 hours into the game, busy picking cabbage and settling squabbles among children: haha I dunno man probably something important
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Fuck everything. I'm done
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Someone please just kill me now, I'm a complete failure and I have nothing left to live for
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i just wish i was worth something to someone
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