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I reblog funny things, I draw things too, and sometimes post them.
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#roughly once every three days depending on how oily my hair is#more often if I've been sweaty or gptten dirty im some way
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love driving to leather events in my trademark coverup outfit i call my “‘nothing’s going on here’ oversized tshirt” and my “‘the tshirt is lying to you’ boots”
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First Page — Previous Page — Next Page 12th May
Read the Prequel Starliner first on Tumblr, or Comic Fury!
Read Legacy on Comic Fury Here!
Character pages
Timeline
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Rushed as heck but got here in time
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"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop
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"Clouds parted in front of her and there, spread below, was Ankh-Morpork [...] Susan could hear the sounds of the streets, even individual voices, but there was also the great roar of the city, like some kind of insect hive. Upper windows drifted by, each one a glow of candlelight".
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in honor of the hades 2 announcement, some old dancing art i've never posted!
dusa ended up being unfinished rifp.... IM SORRY HONEY.......
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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I will draw the dog we make. :)
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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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we all got that one homie whose company always leads to you craving their gentle and knowing touch
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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow
"SING FOR ME!"
[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]
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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.
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