theultimatesandwich
The Ultimate Sandwich
Dumbass bisaster || Writer || Unabashed cartoon and DnD nerd || Lover of awesome stories, stupid jokes and amazing art
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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
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When you think about it, it's really funny that renowned Plant Witch Willow Park fell in love with a boy made of wood
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hunter watch out don't turn away there's a little misogynist behind you
(based on this meme and this beta hunter design ofc)
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i'm losing my mind rn you have no idea
forget the beta luz and amity aus where they're the older siblings of the canon characters, where's my aus about this utter insanity?
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I鈥檓 so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could鈥檝e looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I鈥檓 sobbing
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#I think it's so funny#I collect all the misspellings like trophies#cause I have a more known name (not super common but still)#but a much rarer spelling of it#as long as you pronounce it the same it won't bother me#but even then I'll probably laugh about it#tumblr polls#polls
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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THE OG TOH PILOT LEAKED
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024
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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can鈥檛 wait to try them tomorrow
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Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)
I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.
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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000)
dir. Donald Petrie
Stan Fields: Describe your perfect date.
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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
@lgbtqcreators creator bingo | comfort
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