thetrueratking
It Is I, The Rat King!
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God sends his strongest soldiers to fight his second strongest soldiers, and repeats this cycle to create a class gap between her strongest soldiers and the other ones
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Oh, also you have been given mutual privileges again.
Yippee!
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Your name and face are forgotten as soon as you leave the room. Your memory will fade into oblivion as soon as you are no longer here to tirelessly beg the world to see that you exist.
:D I hope that was sufficient!! I tried my best <3
Fame comes with a heavy price 😔
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The green ones
What’s your favorite color of rat? Asking for science.
I do not choose favorites among my kingdom! The rats among us are all equal.
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What’s your favorite color of rat? Asking for science.
I do not choose favorites among my kingdom! The rats among us are all equal.
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Rat king x
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shit wait idk a character somebody else do it
Attention, vermin! Group bonding activity!
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wyd if i jokingly ship u with a fictional character 😈
All according to plan
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Your phone isn’t getting worse over time; When you aren’t looking, people are swapping out your phone for a nearly identical, very slightly worse version. Over time, you are left with a worse device. Any questions?
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“April fool’s” is actually a misnomer. You are all fools.
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I need to make you new banner art…………………………………………………………………………………………………….
OOOOOHOHOHOHIHO
I know this is from months ago but
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Fandom? Yeah, I’d say I’m a fan of them.
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THR POWER OF ✨GAY✨
Sustainable energy at its finest! We’ve built brutalist power plants to harness homosexual energy.
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I should have more hate directed towards me
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I’m really grateful to tf2. The scout gives representation to one of todays most oppressed minorities, homophobes!
Anyway, I main sniper so I can take it in the back from spy
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What is a god to a king? A god cannot speak in flesh and blood, a god cannot act upon others without their will. A king is a god given form. A king the unshackled will of a god, with the power of a body and voice. A god watches as a king rules her world. Yet a king cannot be more than a single soul. A king is reliant only on the rules of nature. Only in union, human and divine, can we achieve more. For a king needs shackles, or they are powerless. For a god is nothing but an idea instilled. Yes, the divine is not a diety, but an idea. An idea if harnessed, creates the divine through flesh and blood.
Hail to the caves.
Draw a rat for me and I will draw one in return
Chonky
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All we have right now is a bunch of green paper. Maybe we could give them this lint I found? Or a rock?
do you have any sidequests? Im going to blogs that come across my dash asking for quests to do. I dont need payment but I love treasures and magic lessons if you wanna tip. Also I give out headpats so if you or any of your ocs want one just ask :3
Find me cool knives, a cute animal to keep as a mascot and someone to be my arch nemesis
I would also very much like a headpat. I haven;t put any of my OCs onto paper yet so idk if they;d want headpats
Do you consider chemical warfare to be magic? if not I will find treasure. @thetrueratking do we have funds in the rat treasury for this bold adventurer?
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@lichenypetricor , this seems fun, I rarely post about myself
I don’t want to include the whole post, because I like to keep my blog mostly refined to my own posts.
Last (interesting) song: Twin Skeletons by Fallout boy, because there’s one part where the drums go so hard I can’t even take it
Favorite color: All colors have their place among us, and I can’t really cast my vote on a favorite. Red is the most versatile, though. I’ll give it that.
Currently watching: Nothing at the moment. Now that I think of it, I really haven’t been much for shows and movies as of late.
Spicy/savory/sweet: Sweet
Relationship status: Divorced to Justice, and married to evil
Current obsession: recently been playing a LOT of Hades (aka bisexual hell) and quite a bit of Noita (aka the average day in Finland)
But my constant obsession is my own worlds. I talked about this a little before, I don’t want to go on a tangent. That would be crazy.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
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