You are an ancient lich. So ancient, in fact, that your magic operates under an entirely different set of rules from the magic the party of adventurers you’re about to fight is familiar with.

You’re a seemingly normal, average 10-year-old child except for one thing: time travelers have been trying to assassinate you for years, and you’re not sure why.

You’re a seemingly normal, average 10-year-old child except for one thing: time travelers have been trying to assassinate you for years, and you’re not sure why.

your parents just sold you as their firstborn to a fey. problem is you’re already an adult.

You are the adventurer who went on an epic quest and defeated the evil king, all to gain the sacred amulet and use its one wish to revive your sister. Now everyone expects you to accept her death and use the wish to undo the damage instead. You refuse.

I need more of Michael dealing with shitty customers

Knowledge is empowering

I had a cosplayer come up to my table like this and it’s been on my mind ever since

they hated this poor herb so fucking bad

A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

I feel like he would rant about his job on tiktok constantly (and probably posts this from an iphone 5 he never got rid of)

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Abby isn't scared of any FNAF animatronic..

Aroace cat in your honor 🐱🏳️‍🌈

the notes are broken 😂