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And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏
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i chose bowser but damn, mario needs more love :(
thats the poll. please reblog
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please vote yes
it seems like sports mascots are okay. In that case, I have a friend who would love for Willie the Wildcat (Abilene Christian University’s mascot) to be posted
Please reblog for a larger sample size.
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this fucking thumbnail made me laugh for a solid minute
what the
FUCK
do you mean Obama's Androgynous Mind
This thumbnail is everything
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jerma is an anomaly
i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway
[x]
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REAL
Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh
#THE SPLIT AT THE END IS KILLING MEEEEEEEE#HYADSKJFDSAGJSADFJGHSADJKH#THE S IN STEVE STANDS FOR SERVE!!!!!!
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really looking forward to how hs^2 goes now that james is in control of the whole thing
#i was there to witness the upd8 go up live#it crashed the website within 10 minutes#WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
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OUUGHHGHGHD I LOVE THIS!!!!
Kris finally takes a walk around Hometown on the day they arrived, meeting new people, and some familiar ones.
... Doesn't seem like much is going on today...
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bless this man
bless you jacob
never change
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beautiful women named Storage Space Running Out are always messaging me
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LATE AS FUCK BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!!!! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU (pretend this string of words repeats for miles on end)
I'm 21 now
#WISH THIS LOVELY MAN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW#PLEASE#also by late as fuck i mean literally one day late#i may be stupid
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yeah
you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’
#real as fuck bro#this literally applies to most messages sent by anyone because god knew i would be too powerful if i had conversational skills#if you send me a message and i respond with something akin to “damn thats crazy” please know that im not trying to be dismissive#i just have a Major Conversational Skill Issue
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this is canon
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are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?
#the beauty of nature truly changes a dragon#like damn if i saw a bee for the first time id be like “yoooo thats sick”#fuzzy lil pollenators#i like bees#:3
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