the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

cant believe thay named a month after a taylor swift song

it’s time to play august by tswift for an entire month straight

society starting going downhill when they removed the cd drives from laptops

MAMMA MIA (TRIUMPHANTLY)

england (derogatory)

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

i dont understand how i procrastinate everything i do like i even procrastinate watching tv shows? i feel like normally you would normally procrastinate doing things you dont enjoy like homework and cleaning and stuff but tv shows? who am i

normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

REALLY waiting for her to broadcast the boom boom boom and make us all dance to it

seriously need some more flower emoji options like where is the orchid? the wisteria? the hydrangea… the pansy… the lily?? fuck

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment