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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

i absolutely agree that xreader can be so healing and promote self love and acceptance in unique and powerful ways but also it lets you fuck nasty with your faves and i think that is just so beautiful

I love when humans do ridiculous things in front of animals and the animal just stands there like 🧍👍 cause they have no idea what’s happened but just assume it’s normal for those creatures

Sometimes I feel SO MUCH and like I don’t have anyone around me to enact all these emotions onto so u feel like a ball of unburdening LIGHT AND ENERGY AND LOVE and it inspires me to write just to possibly encompass a fraction of the human spirit and the universe that lives within two people holding hands softly with no expectation or a sleepy toddler resting their head against your neck or a stray dog licking your hand, scared and all, or the sweet hopeful glee of laying under a tree and feeling the sun against your bare legs I NEED TO GIVE THIS LOVE TO SOMEWHERE EVEN IF ITS ALL IN MY HEAD and even then what makes that love untrue? Is not love created within oneself an act of creation of self love!? The ability to feel to love to need is wrapped up in existence and delivered in life baby give it all even if it’s just words on your paper or little kisses against the fur of your cat

They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

Will you bring out the tunes today?

Bang. I'm pretty sure the word you are hunting for is bang.

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Best people. #ACAB

Each sentence gets worse. Each sentence gets more MAGA.

ANDREW GARFIELD getting too high and then watching "Paddington 2" to relax is still the greatest story ever told.

"I'm a sensitive little flower."

Awww 🥰

goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.

the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".

any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:

"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."

"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."

these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"

so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.

don't ever put me in a room with this man. he's coming out PREGNANT

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

Launching my first art blogs with a small comic based on the amazing words of Ursula K. Le Guin!

#wesper being wholesome in the background

Heyo! Saw a couple of your roleplay ads on some tags— most notably your (probably old) Viktor ad and your more recent ad for TASM!Peter Parker. Anywho, I figured i’d shoot you a message as I have a feeling we’d vibe! just from what you laid out in your adverts and our similarities in taste, that’s the indication I get :) I’ve been roleplaying for like, +10 years I want to say? I’d be happy to provide a sample as well, if need me. Let me know if you’d be down to hash this out further! If you are, just let me know and I’ll PM you my discord.

Thanks in advance :)

Hi! I’d totally be interested!

when im in a "im not a violent dog, i dont know why i bite" competition and my oponent is shauna shipman