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my roommate and i are debating who would win in a fight to the death: steven universe (post-future) or invincible?
my roommate says invincible, but lowkey i think it might be steven (i might be biased tho)
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 2 months
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The Lunar Chronicles really was ahead of its time, predicting that the population would be so enthusiastic to kill off disabled people the second a pandemic hit
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 3 months
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thinking bout my fav princess again
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 4 months
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both jacin and wolf got so yassified on this poster i didn’t even know if it was them at first😭
i am 1000% here for lesbian jacin but why does wolf look like that😭where did his fangs go??
this pic is such a win for jacolf stans tho so i’ll stand down
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lesbian jacin confirmed !! (he always looks like a girl i love that for him)
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 4 months
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THE FULL POSTER IS OUT IM SCREAMINGG
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CREDIT: @/marissameyerauthor on instagram
edit: i just realized how low quality this pic is i am so sorry😭 pls check it out on insta
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 4 months
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I know for a fact that Cress built her entire computer from scratch. One day Cinder gets her a set of lego flowers since she knows it’s more or less the same concept. Cress now has like 150+ lego sets of every kind and it takes up all her shelf space. Her favourite is lego friends
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 4 months
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happy birthday to MY QUEEN miss winter hayle blackburn⋆。゚❄︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 4 months
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do people still say “kin” is that still a thing
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 4 months
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Mm i love themm
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 7 months
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THIS THIS THIS
SHE IS LITERALLY THE COMPHET LESBIAN BLUEPRINT. IDC IF ITS NOT CANON ITS CANON TO ME.
like literally the way i have coped with going from being 12 and seeing so much of myself in cress and loving her and also cresswell (i was 12😭) to growing up and realizing how messed up cresswell is and disconnecting from cress, i have—based on AMPLE evidence—decided that she is literally me af, a lesbian with the comphet struggle and that is a fact
im bored so im gonna spread my cress is a lesbian propoganda (i know this and believe it with my entire being, and my qualifications for this are : 1) i am a lesbian and 2) i know more than you)
cress spent her formative years alone in a satellite with extremely limited human interaction. for seven years.
therefore her idea of love and relationships will have entirely come from what she saw online, primarily in the form of net dramas
i would assume that these net dramas were mostly m/f couples, as marissa meyer doesn't address lgbt couples in this series at all so i think that in the tlc canon universe, heterosexuality is still viewed as the norm/default
throughout book 3 and 4, in cress' inner monologue you can hear how her views on relationships are generally very *unrealistic* cinematic romantic scenes with a man, you never really see her fantisizing about the more mundane parts of love, or the parts that could really happen in real life, which to me seems like shes more interested in relationships in theory but not the real thing
she pines over carswell thorne, a twenty year old man who is on the run with cinder. he is conventionally attractive (square-jaw, blue eyes, dimples etc etc) and he strikes me as the type of person you're supposed to think is attractive (theres nothing wrong with this but i have a point here i promise lol)
in other words he seems like the type of guy a closeted lesbian would force themself to 'like', as thats what they may think they're supposed to do, as that is what is 'expected'
at this point thorne is also a famous criminal, cress doesnt genuinely think (pre book 3) that she's going to meet him, so he's an unattainable man. and specifically 'liking' only unattainable men is a common part of the comp-het lesbian experience because it allows lesbians to assign feelings to men (and therefore feeling safe in the belief that they are straight) without having to worry about actually being in a relationship with that person
so when she actually meets thorne, her idolisation of him, as well as the power imbalance due to their age gap, already made me feel very critical of cresswell, and i think that all this ^^^^^^^ would make so much more sense for her character
in conclusion,
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 7 months
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Okay, I'm posting this because @boardthatsinkingship teased me about how my Ao3 links to my writing blog with NO WRITING. So I'm posting a snippet of this fanfic that I'm NEVER going to write but I liked it anyways.
Premise: Modern!College!DrugDealing!AU where Thorne entices Cinder to start selling cocaine. Yes, you read that correctly. Rated M for the adult themes, of course.
The scene starts where they're mopping the cafeteria floor as part of their punishment (intended to be a college suspension that Thorne's father was able to knock down to community service):
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“You know, if you think about it…an orgasm is kind of like a body sneeze.”
She scrunches her nose. “Ew, Thorne. Gross.”
He scratches the stubble he insists is a beard. “Yeah, I knew that wouldn’t land.” 
When she glances over at him, he’s still looking down, hand to jaw, pinky finger curled against his mouth. 
“Thorne?” 
“You know, I’ve been thinking. What if we start a business?”
“A business.” 
“Yeah, like a real business. Tax returns, CFOs, LLC’s, all the acronyms. Commercial advertisements, Cinder. We’ll be big.”
“Okay…sure. What kind of business though?”
“Cocaine. Boom.” His hands mimic fireworks exploding.
“Are you fucking stupid?” Her head could not whorl around fast enough — what the fuck is he thinking? 
“What the fuck, Thorne? You can’t just go around saying that shit. Please tell me this is a joke. Dining cannot be that bad for you  — the heir to a prime military oligarch — to consider selling drugs. And cocaine out of all of them, too! You couldn’t just—“
Something hits her square in the face. A gentle something because it just falls down to the floor without any impact.
A tiny, tiny little bag full of white sits between her worn, yellowed Reeboks. She’s been needing a new pair, and for a while now, because the soles are starting to hollow and her heels cramp like a motherfucker when she stays too late in the lab. 
And the answer lays between her legs. 
For some reason, every moment in Cinder’s life flashes before her: the blankness of her foster care experience, memories of screams in black and smoke and so much coughing, like there was no more air; Garan adopting her, no elation but only a lingering sense of sorrow; Adri’s rejection; Garan’s death; Adri again, screaming, yelling, hitting and blaming her, you useless thing, you monster, you did this, you are the reason this family doesn’t exist. A ghost. A nothing. 
She bends down — more like squats down, sitting back on her heels, and gingerly picks up the baggie. Cups it in her hands, turning it over between her palms, watching the way the powder shifts and shutters downwards. 
“You’re considering it. I fucking knew it, I knew you would.” He runs a hand through his hair, smiling and his eyes are wild and shiny and incredulous. “Well, well, well, what do you say? Let’s start a business?”
His hand hovers in the air between them, palm open and fingers outstretched. The gold of his gold bracelet is beginning to rust into a nauseous green, rotten. Moldy pennies.  
She slips her palm into his and tucks her thumb next to his.
“Deal.” 
And they shake on it.  
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That's it. LMFAO! I hope you enjoyed because there will never be a full version of this.
Also, everyone say thank you to @boardthatsinkingship for teasing me into posting this snippet.
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 7 months
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THISSS
I'm sorry I'm so bothered by the fact that in Cinder, when Kai asks Cinder updates on Nainsi (and Cinder respectfully says she hasn't gotten around to it yet), Kai says "You probably have a client list a mile long."
WHY are they using the Imperial system and NOT the metric system? This is bothering me so bad. Literally 99% of the world uses the metric system.
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 7 months
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bringing back this post in light of recent events
Love thinking of a genderbent tlc but it’s just the boys in the crew. Make it just gals being pals. Just some friends. Just a bunch of girls. Being gay and doing crimes.
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 7 months
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Ok time to answer the question once and for all
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 8 months
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THIS is why i love scarlet (the book) ((and the character)) !! seeing everyone come together at the end is so pleasing i love it i wish i could read it for the first time
scarlet reactions and thoughts
buckle up buttercups shit's about to get real (and yet i STILL haven't hit the climax of this book holy shit)
i hate ALL men and it's because of wolf. istg he better be fucking lying out of his ass to keep scarlet alive and under control. ran wouldn't have attacked him if he wasn't - actually i guess that could've been a ruse to gain her trust. but then WHY would he ask her to run away?? there's a reason he hasn't had a SINGLE pov chapter this ENTIRE book. now i'm trying to figure out if he's ever glamoured her or not. i don't want to think he has because otherwise he could have skipped all the theatrics and made her trust him or force her to come against her will.
forgot to mention this on the last post but i find it HILARIOUS how scarlet and wolf got more action in 2 days compared to cinder and kai who never got a real kiss across 2 weeks or however long book 1 takes place across FKSHFSDKH. also you know the memes of what one character is doing while another character is doing something with a completely different tone?? that's literally cinder and kai like skirting around their little crushes on each other vs scarlet running around and freaking out about her granny going missing
holy shit this scarlet flashback: HOW did granny live a double life of looking after both cinder and scarlet all those years?? also she was essentially cinder's foster mum for a while?? because this isn't helping the ouat family tree allegations at ALL. cinder's foster parent is scarlet's grandmother, and cinder is the step cousin of princess winter. love this kind of bullshit. (note: this no longer applies for suspended animation reasons but it still counts as the silly ouat flashbacks where everyone somehow knows everyone else). anyway what did granny mean that she's fearful of hovers?? shouldn't she ALREADY be fearful of them?? like girl your granddaughter is lunar was that not already a concern???
it's official: thorne is a kaider shipper
THE ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD OF THORNE THINKING SCARLET IS THE LOST PRINCESS FKSHFSDKFHSD
SCARLET IF YOU REMEMBER THAT THE LUNAR PRINCESS WAS GETTING ADOPTED BY LINH THEN PLEASE CHECK THE NEWS AND GO HUH THE LUNAR CYBORG ESCAPED CONVICT HAS THAT SURNAME. the dramatic irony is killing me
ngl i don't have it within me to be upset about the death of scarlet's father. i hope it was painful
look as much as i love cinder i'm glad that kai got tipped off by the linhs because they NEED a full conversation together PLEASE
omg i KNEW something was off with the way granny kept asking questions and didn't offer any new information of her own. i should have seen it sooner. holy shit. this is amazing and such a good tie in to little red riding hood
FINALLY WOLF POV. ze'ev kesley. glad to finally have a name. AND I WAS RIGHT HE'S ON OUR SIDE YAY
OMG CINDER'S FINDING OUT ABOUT HER PAST AT THE BENOIT'S FARM I'M LOSING MY MIND IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
that wraps up all my reading from yesterday!! i need to be sedated. this book has me so tense like it's taking years off my lifespan but in the best way possible
@eddisfargo
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 9 months
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Dr. Erland- Fairy Godmother, presumably
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thestarryeyedsapphic · 9 months
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NAHHH i would put cinder on wolf and jacin’s tier of difficulty my girl is built DIFFERENT
I unironically think I could take Kai, Cress and Winter in a fight without difficulty.
Cinder's cyborg arm and leg may make it more difficult but I'd still have chances.
Now for Scarlet and Thorne, I wouldn't go into it comfortably but let's say there's 25% for me to somehow beat them (ofc no guns for them)
Regarding Wolf and Jacin I won't even think about it
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